please tell us the animal jam credit card fraud racket if you can without incriminating yourself gkhdjfj holy shit
LMAO I actually googled it and the statute of limitations has passed so I'm ok! Also this will be long af and in sleepy so maybe not coherent
So when I was a preteen I got really really into chicken smoothie (cs) and animal jam (aj) and I had also been playing webkinz for years. I was a fucked up creature even back then bcuz shitty home life yadda yadda so I was in the desktop computer a lot to distract myself. I had a friend I didnt really like named kylie but I hung out with her because my best friend was homeschooled at that point in time and busy a lot
I got kylie into cs and aj. She enjoyed it but used it much more sporadically than I did. Then the idiot gave me her passwords for whatever reason. As an act of good faith I told her my password as well but it was actually a fake one lmao. So I would log into her account to collect daily prizes and monthly adoptables on the school computers and send then to myself to receive at home bcuz chicken smoothie checks IP addresses for scammers and people with multiple accounts which was a big no no to them, so that was my first introduction to fraud but that diesnt even count like what else was I supposed to do lol. She did eventually find out but that aspect isnt relevant to the story.
I was doing this for a few weeks when my actual best friend at the time, J, and I were playing animal jam together and she introduced me to one of her friends on there, an extremely wealthy shit colored wolf named Old JellyTiger that had the chat lock on so he could only communicate in preselected texts. I was instantly smitten. I took the plunge and asked him to be my animal jam boyfriend. At the elderly age of 12 I had never had an online bf before so I was very nervous. I'll never forget the feelings I felt when his speech bubble said "Yes." For a quarter moon we ruled as animal jams power couple. Eveveryone knew Jelly so everyone knew me. They all wanted to be me. Jelly gave me a white glove, a rare novelty to me, and I wore it with silent pride. Well, that's a lie. I talked big game. I bragged. A lot. And then comes the day I go online and dont see him on my friends list. My stomach dropped. On my flip phone I painstakingly texted J asking if I could come over, it was a crisis.
15 minutes later I'm in her room weeping while she boots up animal jam on her personal desktop. Jelly is still on her friends list and is online, so she finds him. I was no longer crying and was standing over her shoulder wanting blood. "Tell him no one likes him. Tell him his parents dont love him" I urged, but instead she asked him if he was no longer in love with me. He said "Yes." Then she asked if he was ever in love with me. He said "Yes." I collapsed. How could he have stopped loving me so fast? We had only been together a week, that's not enough time to stop loving someone obviously. I was convinced there was another woman. When I got home I poured out my troubles to my teenage sister who was like well just get really good at the game and everyone will be jealous. Idk how she thought animal jam worked but I took this to heart. I needed every possible advantage, so I begged my parents to buy me an AJ membership so I could get the status and perks that comes with it. They coldly rejected my heartfelt plea despite me trying to explain the situation. I asked my dad if this meant he wouldn't fight for my mom is she wanted a divorce which ended up being really funny years later when I found out my mom has asked him for a divorce before haha.
I decided to take matters into my own hand and put in the card info myself. I slipped downstairs in the middle of the night, got my moms wallet, and got the card I saw her use most often. I was a kid with no prior experience with credit or debit cards but it was crazily easy to do it. I set myself for a year long membership and then played until almost dawn.. in those few there were only a couple of kids on, all bad kids that didnt care about bed time like me. Miscreants. Like I used to be, until I got my membership. I regaled them with how wonderful it was to he a member, and one asked me if I can make them a member too. Note I DID NOT tell them I stole a card, they just thought I had that power because I also said my dad was a staff member (not true, hes in the military 🙄) So i told them to get the usernames and passwords of as many people they could and tell them to me and I'll work on making them members. And they fucking did it? Within a few days I had so many users info and I just sent myself stuff willy Nilly. If anyone reported me the staff didnt care, probably because I gave them $90 for a year long subscription.
In doing all of this I started realizing how much other stuff I could buy with cards. I bought deviant art points, a fuck ton to the point I got banned because it was obviously suspicious, and I ordered rare webkinz online that I would sneakily intercept in the mail before anyone else could. At some point my parents had friends from my dads work over and I actually grabbed someone wallet from a jacket they hung up by the door, wrote down his info, and slipped it back. I was a fucking menace. I REALLY didnt understand how credit or debit cards worked at all. Imagine my surprise when my parents sat my down and asked why 2,000 dollars was gone from their bank account and I was like idk but obviously they very much did not believe that and I proceeded to then have some of the most gruelling punishments ever. They got all their money back from the bank but they never knew about their friends cards and no one ever called me on it lmao.
TL;DR at 12 years old I stole felony amounts of money from members of the us military for animal jam clout
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