Percy: Annabeth, help meeee!
Annabeth: (sigh) What’s wrong this time?
Percy: So you know how I’m ‘not Nico’s type’...
Percy: HE HAS A THING FOR BLONDESSSS!!!
Annabeth: And how do you know this?
Percy: I... um... I saw him kissing that son of Apollo kid, Will. RIGHT OUTSIDE THE HADES CABIN, LIKE COME ON!
Annabeth: And this is why you shouldn’t go sneaking around Nico’s cabin Percy!
Percy: IDC. Now, gimme a kiss, I’m sad 😢
Annabeth: (thinking) Well, as soon as you go up to Nico and congratulate him, then sure.
Percy: You know how to get me. (Sigh)
(Nico and Will coming towards them)
Percy: Hey, um Nico. (Nods to Will) So, Congratulations on finding someone you like that IS YOUR TYPE!
Nico: ...I’m sorry what? Will and I are just friends...
Will: Yeah, (looks at Nico threateningly) just friends.
Percy: Then how come I could see you two kissing outside the hades cabin? Hm?
Nico: Wait... you are SPYING ON ME?
Percy: onlysinceyousaidimnotyourtype...
Will: I’m gonna go now... (sneaks off)
Nico: (to Percy) you’ve ruined everything.
Percy: Yeah and I’m the one who said your not my type?
Nico: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Annabeth: ok, break it up, Percy come with me...
Nico: bye sucker! Solangelo forever!