Some Warlock In A Hat

Uh hi how did u get here

[maranull]

big stretch

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama

[guerrillatech]

[theladytrickster]

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

[official-megumin]

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

[tavina-writes]

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[mysillycomics]

[skautism]

[skautism]

[dailyhatsune]

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Reddit’s even kicking that dead ceos ass

[musashi]

hunting down this post to find that OP turned of reblogs has me heartbroken.

it's time.

[eliounora]

at your mercy

[kbluebirdart]

Drawing requires patience...

I haven’t been posting my art because most of it is unfinished, but I’ve decided to start sharing my progress more so people don’t think I’m inactive.

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[just-brighteyes]

If only they had a happy ending 🥲

[starredforest]

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]