Dani

dani•she/her•i know how to play "We Are Number One" on the ukulele•♐️

[latelycravingmore]

[solaris-lunar]

Track 1;Cotton Eyed Joe

[thereportoftheweek]

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES

RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP

Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. 

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. 

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

[silver-tongues-blog]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the rabbit into the pancakes No one pushed them in the damn thing In fact it fully appears to be eating them by its own damn self calm the hell down, pancakes is not the damn same as pancakes Its just a rabbit making a mistake and it’s fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that rabbit at gunpoint fucking christ

[thereportoftheweek]

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a rabbit. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a rabbit would never just eat something like pancakes. They’ll rarely consume water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually eat them. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that rabbit was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[glitterweave]

wow.

[yungfrankenstein2]

Y’all Wild.

[randomdisasters]

Welcome to Tumblr :)

[valhalla-awaitsfor-us]

What the heck….

[solaris-lunar]

Y’all...its a cartoon...Y’all gettin triggered...over a cartoon

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[solaris-lunar]

Person from Vegas: Dead bodies

[micma]

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

[micma]

[solaris-lunar]

They wrote Alphabet Aerobics 

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[solaris-lunar]

[jmmiy]

[solaris-lunar]

so its meat juice?

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[voulezloux]

hi this is who y’all are calling daddy @botanistlester

[botanistlester]

They know damn well who i am bitch

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

i shoulda been born an elderly reclusive icelandic sheep farmer

[sunnycapris]

You’ll get there one day, you just gotta work toward your goal. Put in the effort; be antisocial, save up money for a passport and citizenship, maybe dabble a bit in veterinary sciences, and go out there and live your dreams! I believe in you.

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

i’m blocking everyone except for tumblr user laurensayhullook thank you

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

[igglooaustralia]

[solaris-lunar]

global warning

[prettyandtrained2kill]

[errwardo-deactivated20180108]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

this is what being poor is like

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[lizgillies]

[strawberrymilkgay]

Beck was a real friend

[hughesstars]

Beck was a great everything

[sartreow]

[raneblu-deactivated20220222]