did robotnik send you?

ollie | 28 | he/him | born again man, biblically accurate writer it feels nice to have love in your life

[diphowell]

one year since the overcooked live stream and look where we are now!

[stylesnews]

"Big smile for the lesbians" | Together, Together Tour in São Paulo Night II (July 18th)

[sinmonger]

Clown Connor w/ absolutely zero context

[gluttons-for-punishment]

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[clawmarks]

Album de aves amazonicas - Emil August Göldi - 1900 - via Internet Archive

[lucybellwood]

[jokerjokinghahaha]

Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

[vanglaggle]

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

are people talking about the labor conditions at Taylor Farms yet? like the fact they use enslaved prisoners in their facilities?

are we drawing the connection between worker safety and consumer safety & public health yet?

are people demanding to see the conditions in this place that keeps making us sick? why are the enslaved workers not having the time to use the bathroom or to rest when ill? very few people would shit in front of their coworkers given any choice at all.

[uhoh-but-yeah-alright]

Stage Management by yeah_alright

Larry | 4.5k | E | older Larry, established relationship, porn with feelings

After a serious injury to his back, Harry's doctor had insisted that he retire from his landscaping business, and Louis had insisted that Harry follow his doctor's orders. Six months later, Harry's back has recovered, but he's still grieving the job he'd always loved and the person he'd always been. Louis can't stand seeing him like this anymore, so he decides to try a rather unconventional approach to help him move on. Or: The five stages of grief, but make it orgasms.

Written for week 1 of the 2026 @wordplayfics Challenge for the word: retirement

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[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[londonfoginacup]

Hey have any of you heard of this album “How Did I Get Here” by Louis Tomlinson? I’m really getting into it it’s got pretty good vibes

[emilarry]

It’s pretty good but you’re gonna wanna get the deluxe version. Good vibes part dos

[londonfoginacup]

✍️✍️✍️✍️ I’m taking notes for sure for sure

[pipdip-dots]

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

[ditaism]

what life is like knowing dnp reacting to interactive introverts is on it's way

[voulezloux]

when me and my sister were kids, my mom wouldn’t let us watch shark tales because of the mafia implications. which i totally get. but we also watched flavor of love and rock of love as kids so uh 💀 yeah. anyway we thought it was weird because my mom loves sharks and we were like the movie has sharks! why won’t you let us watch sharks! BUT i had to get cysts removed off my foot and at the local children’s hospital, they had an array to kids movie dvds that you could choose from and watch while you wait to be brought back for surgery. so i chose shark tales, obviously. then i got too anxious and don’t remember a damn thing about the movie

[statementlou]

awful lot of cute waving happening right now there has to be a kid out there