Zoe

[petr1kov]

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

[reavo]

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

[jayvik-lover]

Jayce when anyone shows even a sliver of an interest towards Viktor.

[skyholdscribe]

infinitely funny that solas is this powerful god that was worshipped for centuries albeit against his will and commanded spirits and legions of ancient elves in a rebellion

is the same solas who allowed himself to be bullied non stop by inquisition companions who had no idea what he was. imagine being revered for millennia and then suddenly sera is blowing raspberries anytime he speaks, varric’s calling him “chuckles” after his feared mantle of the dread wolf, being subjected to inappropriate spirit sex questions and the skyhold joke that he doesnt like tea, which he deliberately plays into purely for the sake of everyone’s amusement. he was completely content to be the butt of the joke.

the change from being seen as a god-general of rebellion and lies to an unwashed apostate hobo ... being in the inquisition truly must’ve been the best year of his life

[thatwavephenomenon]

me: i sure hope the crows are not gonna be solely depicted in veilguard as a brave force who 'fight for all' when they are at their core a criminal organization who is known to buy children to indoctrinate them and turn them into assassins, by putting them in overcrowded warehouses and making them fight for scrapes in order not to starve, to later torture those who reach adulthood to finish their initiations and kill them anyways if they dare to try getting out

bioware: i cooka da pizza

[disgustinggf]

[jack-of-blades]

[evermorelore]

sad and in love aka all the moments Solas looks at the Inquisitor when the camera wasn't on him

[jack-of-blades]

Accidentally recorded this conversation while trying to get audio of the memorial gardens and let me tell you gang... I wasn't ready to burst into tears like that

[viennacherries]

i love that in all the story based scenes lucanis and the other companions are like "spite is dangerous", "if something happens we'll have to kill lucanis", "spite takes over when i sleep so i stay awake all the time".

and then party banter happens and spite it like "omg can we take the pretty girl flying?? also that lady had a crush on you. also manfred has hands?????"

like come on man spite doesn't wanna be here either. leave him alone. be nice to him.

[sky--phantom]

"How many alliances do you think he's made and broken?" Stfu Morrigan, you can't just say that next to Lavellan 😭 she already looks so sad

[mcflymemes]

AS SAID BY ALISTAIR THEIRIN

ASSORTED DIALOGUE FROM DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS

aw, that’s sweet.

excuse me while i begin projectile vomiting.

is it just me, or did i do really badly back there?

that just seems so excessive.

i don’t think we’re alone. i really don’t think we’re alone.

i once got pickpocketed.

where do you think they get all this stuff?

why do they call it a brothel? there’s no broth. or is there?

we’re not going to be mobbed, right?

now that is a big tree.

you feel that? it’s actually colder up here.

now that’s just unnecessary.

oh here i am! and there you are! you just disappeared!

can we expect more of those?

what is that smell? fish? and something else… oh, more fish.

it’s just like being home again.

i locked myself in a cage once, when i was a child. for an entire day. ahh, good times.

is this place even on a proper map?

what is this place?

uh oh. i’m terrible at puzzles.

hey you see those… thingies over on the side of that huge chasm?

maybe i should touch them. or stand on them?

nice campfire you have there.

let’s try not to get lost here.

i think there’s something ahead. something big.

looks like we’re done here.

do you think they understand everything we say?

you could be an utter moron, for all we know.

why doesn’t anyone want to hear me talk?

there’s a certain allure to danger, isn’t there?

you’re not going to tell me, are you?

i don’t know if i should take you seriously… but you scare me sometimes.

i’ve never been very good at that.

all right, forget i asked.

i so totally did not see you ogling each other before.

what an utter relief.

do i have a choice?

couldn’t you crawl into a bush somewhere and die? that would be great, thanks.

leave me alone.

i thought you’d like that.

i was looking at your nose.

why do you always go on about how stupid i am?

you’re not even listening to me.

oh, how the mighty have crumbled.

that… was so not what i meant.

what’s wrong with fraternizing?

shut up! that is none of your business.

i said shut up! i will run this sword through you, i’m not joking.

you’re… you’re drunk, aren’t you.

why can’t i be drunk all the time? i never get to be drunk.

i think that’s private.

so what would you do if someone told you that they loved you?

how would you react?

not this again. i’m ready this time.

really? no pinching my cheeks? no making me blush?

there it is, the last of them.

you appear to be getting younger by the day.

but you kill people. for money.

you weren’t exactly the best they had.

i’m not an idiot. well, most of the time.

oh, i get it. you’re not going to tell me.

if you aren’t telling me, there must be a reason.

well, that’s comforting.

i’m… i’m going to go stand over here now.

i’m not worried about that.

no, on second thought, i’ll just pass.

so how much did you charge to… you know… kill someone?

when this is over, what do you intend to do with yourself?

have you… had very many women in your time?

how do you… woo them?

i like my hair the way it is, thank you.

we aren’t talking about this, are we? did i hit my head?

what are your intentions with them?

is that a smirk? are you smirking at me?

just… watch yourself, then. i’ll be keeping an eye on you.

let me guess. they get assassinated.

[saintlethanavir-moved]

Hey whatever you're doing, remember to do it for him

[vir-tanadahl]

How pissed off do you think the chantry is that the Herald of ANDRASTE ran off with the DREAD WOLF

[strawberry-halla]

do you guys ever just think about what lavellan and solas are doing in the black city right now.

do you think they found a little corner untouched by the blight to talk things out for a little while? and then lavellan sweetly cleans up solas’s wounds? wipes away the blood from his face so she can see his face all bruised and sad??

then instead of trying to explain himself solas just leans in and rests his head on his vhenan’s shoulder and they just embrace?

because i do. all the time. right now actually…

[ouchimamababykittencat]

Can someone make an edit of Solas and Lavellan at the end of Veilguard but with the audio of “ You change.. everything” from Haven in DAI???

[deadlymaelstrom]

[littlealamhigo]

solas watching rook fall off every single floating bridge in his hideout into the abyss knowing he has to trust this person to lock the evanuris away again