Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities

Main blog that's technically a side blog. Fandom stuff, Medieval stuff, Spooky stuff, Pretty stuff. Askbox is open, but Anon is off. "Main" blog is QueenoftheProcrastination AO3 is QueenoftheProcrastination

[queenmelisende]

FYI

This is a side-blog (that comprises 99% of my tumblr activity). My main blog is @queenoftheprocrastination

So, if you follow me here and see “queenoftheprocrastination” interacting with you, it me ❤️️

[shop5]

Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.

[charlesoberonn]

[nine-touched]

[a-lyoshka]

I'm weak for the men with miserable face

[starrythroat]

So i needed to do some armour training for a comm and Loghain served as a doll

[alkalineleak]

being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

[bippus]

OK Can I just say something? *unending harrowing silence*

[cow-wizard]

Loghain: I can't believe Cailan is going to divorce Anora. he'll probably marry that Cousland girl Howe: you should kill her whole family Loghain: or I could marry her first so that he can't Howe: *gets so mad he dies*

[flowersforthemachines]

thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

[diary-of-alice]

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

[whifferdills]

please promise me fandom won't disappear entirely into discord servers, i'm too old and employed for that

[ducktollers]

u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this

[meatfag]

I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

[nogodspweasemasters-deactivated]

going 30mph over the speed limit in my lifted honda civic with "COPS DNI" spraypainted on both sides

[kirkwallguy]

the chant of light was designed specifically so you can use relevant quotes from it at the beginning of pretentious fanfic

[queenmelisende]

Me, writing my fanfic and completely willfully ignoring the fact that Ferelden appears to be in the southern hemisphere: Wow August -- must be time for a harvest festival and summer games! I bet it's hot as balls outside! It's definitely not the middle of winter!

[iamalivenow]

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character