Professional Lotus Eater

just a 31 year old, old ass nerd who wastes his time on social media

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Wasn't sure about this style but it works. Now I only have Donna left to doodle.

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I'm in love

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Sometimes I question my tastes. But dammit look at him.

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Coke is better out of the fountain than bottle.

Dr pepper is better out of the bottle than fountain.

In this essay I will...

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I saw a post that said that Percy and Annabeth were The reincarnation of Odysseus and Penelope. But like Percy was Penelope and Annabeth was Odysseus. Now I get the post was saying that they'll basically keep finding each other throughout time. My brain went "oh cool trans fem Percy yeah I can see it."

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As promised (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

I don't think Percy would immediately know. I feel like Percy wouldn't just look in the mirror a lot or contemplate stuff like that while fighting for his life. The only time I think he liked what he saw in a mirror was in circe's island and then that got ruined because of the whole guinea pig bullshit.

I think Annabeth would be trying to learn how to do makeup just because she has the time now. Just because she's not fighting for her life nearly 24/7 half the time anymore and can focus on stuff. And yeah sometimes I think she'd put it on her self but mostly she just wants to learn just to learn. So Percy agrees like sure why not. When it's all said and done and he looks in the mirror and he see HER for the first time. Just standing there looking back.

She finally sees herself.

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I saw a post that said that Percy and Annabeth were The reincarnation of Odysseus and Penelope. But like Percy was Penelope and Annabeth was Odysseus. Now I get the post was saying that they'll basically keep finding each other throughout time. My brain went "oh cool trans fem Percy yeah I can see it."

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Through my reread of both Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus. I have come to the conclusion that Percy and Jason have to have brain damage. They were hit in the head entirely too much.

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I just saw someone refer to Chilchuck's daughters as the Chuckettes and I'm absolutely in love with that.