[solemnly-lament]

YOU'RE BACK?!

Is there a way for the shadows to be truly gone?

[solemnly-lament]

Hello! I come bearing fun facts about butterflies!

Did you know that a group of butterflies is called a Kaleidoscope, as well as a Flutter? Your butterflies seem quite,, pale, so maybe not the same as a more colorful Kaleidoscope of butterflies? Calling your swarm a 'Mourning' sounds much more fitting to me!

'Puddling' is a term for butterflies for when they want to drink fluids or salt, when landing on moist rocks or any other salty or wet surface. As butterflies can taste through their feet, they can fully drink just from landing on a random rock.. the bad thing is that they'll also drink things like tears, blood or feces.

Many butterflies have only a few weeks to live at most, but the luckier sort can live up to 8-10 months!

As a group, butterflies have been alive for around 100 million years!

A single butterfly eye can contain up to 17,000 lenses!

And that's all of them! Hope you enjoyed, Mr. FotDB! Have a good day!

-Bug-Lover Anon

Truly astounding the world of insefts can be, however their ephemeral nature never changes.

[der-riflemainn]

since you're high again, would you make out with funeral?

if yougive me 20 ahn id do it

[thecurseshooter]

Infinite power...in the shape of 20 Ahn.

Imma have the time of my life. This shite is so peak.

(20 Ahn are slapped onto Der Freischütz's face.)

Oi, butterfly. @solemnly-lament. Someone's feelin' romantical.

[solemnly-lament]

Ah yes, he perished... Again.

[solemnly-lament]

*gives you 2 bags of popcorn*

have fun on the date

I cannot eat these... But the Mr Fieri will surely have a blast setting them on fire... Or whatever he does with it.

[solemnly-lament]

kiss the blue fire or i wake up the angel fetus

There's the rest of the threat. Finally.

@der-riflemainn what are your thoughts on this?

[solemnly-lament]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

What are you, straight? Or merely repressed?

[solemnly-lament]

you are not beating the yaoi allegations

I am not beating any allegations. Mostly because unlike someone I am not a repressed sad sack.

[solemnly-lament]

Bing!

Agent BingBing ?

[solemnly-lament]

Wa!

Wawa

[solemnly-lament]

kiss the blue flame head thingy now or else. ,.,..,

Go on. Finish the threat. Surely you can manage that much, little one.

[solemnly-lament]

Boo.

Guns go Ding Ding Ding

Oh, it's just you. What do you want, Freischütz?

[der-riflemainn]

// ooc rq. hi its the same person i just moved accounts 👍👍👍

Nothing, I'm just saying hello. Don't tell me I can't do that anymore.

[solemnly-lament]

You have a habit of just poking your head in and then promptly leaving when I acknowledge your presence.

Maybe your classification and mine were switched. Maybe it is me who is the "non-escaping" one.

[solemnly-lament]

Boo.

Guns go Ding Ding Ding

Oh, it's just you. What do you want, Freischütz?

[bioodshower]

[asrinsarchives]

@der-musketmainn @solemnly-lament

[solemnly-lament]

The only detail of importance is that I do not rummage through Freischütz's closet. He does frequently peruse mine, though.

Make of that what you will.

[solemnly-lament]

*walks in*

*grabs a handful of butterflies*

*eats them*

*leaves*

-Cobalt anon

If you are for some reason intimately frustrated because I choose not to associate with you, I recommend therapy, not mindlessly swallowing remains of the Departed.

[solemnly-lament]

[Three tall cups full of sugar water appear in the containment unit.]

“Compensation for… my brother's idiocy with the… homing missiles.”

I accept your apology.

[solemnly-lament]

@der-musketmainn I need to speak to you

Semi-urgently

In private

P.S. bring protection

[der-musketmainn]

I can... umm... raid the EGO room, if you need me to. How many weapons do you need for this?

[solemnly-lament]

Best of luck to you. I'll be waiting.

And to any onlookers who may see this as an open invitation - your disposal will be on sight and not at all pleasurable

[der-musketmainn]

Open invitation? What? Are you planning to dismember somebody?

Anyways, I stole a few weapons. Here you go.

[solemnly-lament]

Hmmm. They will suffice. Now about the actual aim of our meeting. The clowns of the facility think they can get us to kiss and I have way to accomplish it and earn our reward - with a trick.

Funeral pulls out a bright red lipstick from a pocket.

They never specified what constitutes a kiss. So, if you were to draw bunch of lip-looking marks all over my face-wings...

It's easy enkephalin for both of us.

[der-musketmainn]

Do you- ??? do you want me to eat-

...

Ohh, never mind. Yes, that works.

[solemnly-lament]

I knew you'd understand the plan.

I suppose I was wrong to think you are a dimwit. Apologies.

[der-musketmainn]

You thought- never mind. Give me the lipstick.

[solemnly-lament]

Hands over the tube of bright red lipstick.

There you go... Darling.

[der-musketmainn]

...ahem. Hold still.

(+3 fake lipstick marks that... actually look real.)

[solemnly-lament]

Perfect.

[solemnly-lament]

Excuse me Mr lament, may I sit on your shoulders, just for a moment? Please.

Sure.