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how exactly is this soda solidified? like is it frozen or made into a jelly of sorts? i need details

details? details? are you talking about details like what richard scarry ate for breakfast on his 12th birthday? details like how many planets in our solar system are silly little girls? details like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? details like the name of the critter who makes the neverending hum inside my head? details like whether there are more or less threads in this sweater than cells in a little mole? well the one detail to all these possibilities i'm giving you is: diamond

#final statements: don't ask about the name again if you please because you won't get an answer more straightforward than this #viridian tie #viridian tie here saying you know what that idea we had months & months ago about having member tags be tie color #was a pretty good one

presenting: the world’s second largest invisible picture collection starring SOLID SODA

#this is a fullerenes reference folks <3 #it's a fucking obscure fullerenes reference! but it references them all the same -telperion

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tally hall WISHES they could make ass music, let alone penis music

they could NEVER <3 solid soda on the other hand.......

#;)

sesamie-moving

wonky rockers in the house tonight

#us when we'm in the solid soda house

nobody-knose--archive

solid soda? more like silly soda. carbonated drinks that make you turst into bears

#yeah <3 #what about bears in trees? are they getting tursted too? what are the side effects and consequences the people want to know

diversity win! your hypothetical band is trans

#hello everyone good morning #- oliver

who is everyone and what are all your pronouns and everything?

arthur, @actualtoad, cardinal tie, uses he/him lina, @linabeanart, tangerine tie, uses ey/em & they/them soapy, @paranormal-supernova, pink tie, uses it/its + others june, @canolatie, canola tie, uses he/she/it only loolin, @nobody-knose, viridian tie, uses any pronouns other than he/she and milo, @magicalkidsayu, the honorary cyan tie, uses he/they/it + others

as for who we are- stick around and find out! (or check out our individual blogs)

#normally this whole sort of question would be answered by our carrd but that's being revised so. eh why not -fog #oh hey arthur here if you don’t know what our blogs are we are uhh #in the order loolin wrote them up there it’s actualtoad linabeanart paranormal-supernova canolatie nobody-knose and magicalkidsayu #(june here!! i edited the post to have our urls :)#hey telperion back at it again to say: look at peoples' pronounys before anything else. seeing as two people listed in this post #have changed names from the ones listed & we won't just keep updating this whenever that happens

i’ve made something. I hope y'all like it!

#fanart #submission #hey yeah this is super cool thanks for the fanart -fog

nobody-knose--archive

[image description: five cans of soda, drawn in m s paint, in the solid soda colors of tangerine, cardinal, viridian, canola, and pink from left to right. on each can is a letter, and between each can is other letters in colors making a color gradient between the cans. they spell out “solid soda”. end image description].

before the night meets its end i though i’d show off this lovely bit of asymmetrical, wonkily colored, minimalistic solid soda art i made w/ my mouse in mspaint because this is something i do now and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

#hi everyone it's morning now- loolin

johnnyjoestarrelatable

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

#liquid licorice #<- YESS

you guys have the vibes of like. american bears in trees

maybe bears in trees have the british vibes of us. have you ever considered that /lh

#based on this i'm going to say liquid licorice is canadian birds in caves #also imagine if i literally @'d them in this post. would that be fucked up or what -telperion #i would respect your bravery but i would not recommend it personally -oli #i REALLY want to but. i won't <3 - june #also (still june! hi) we ought to devise a better system of answering these than just adding a ton of commentary in the tags from everyone #if we're going to keep up the bears in trees vibes this means of answering asks seems fine to me /hj -telperion again

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good afternoon to harmonica players who are most definitely secret magical kids, animatronic enthusiasts who have on-point aesthetics, superior red ties with a wide array of talents, guitarists with funky hair & questionable morality, lesbian bassists who are obnoxiously prone to dying, & vaguely humanoid clouds of fog

#good afternoon radio audience -loolin

lolamoleart

yknow what, screw you *liquidizes your licorice*

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yknow what, screw you *solidifies your soda*

solid-soda

the girls are fightingggggggg

#fogposting? oh you know it #liquid licorice

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wait. besties. besties

solid-soda

so true bestie

#nobody stop me (loolin)

sesamie-moving

#hiiii - cas #art

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you guys are getting more low effort solsa content my deepest apologies

#reblogging this here :} - lina

i already said this BUT ss/lackadaisy collab when. lets have a tally hall/cojum dip thing going

yeah i’ll say that sounds like a good concept, i agree (loolin) but we’d prefer it if you called the band solsa/sosa/any other silly lil acronym instead of ss because that’s got nazi connotations

#asks #also cas here i'll say this was meant to be answered privately but it wasn't and that's alright! this can serve as an official announcement #nazi tw #ask to tag

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