Tomorrow?

[futilereality]

[c3rvida3]

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

[sarahseeandersen]

[magicratfingers]

adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards

a good day makes good sleep

starting with a lil treat gets the work done

More things to do is less overwhelming

don’t make a plan just get in there

you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)

[magicratfingers]

Incredible addition

don’t put the thing on the shelf put the shelf under the thing

[somecunttookmyurl]

me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight

the room:

[somecunttookmyurl]

i'm pretty sure there is not a single straight line in this apartment btw like even my front door is at an angle

[azzandra]

Hey OP, do you live in a funhouse?

[somecunttookmyurl]

well i am a clown so

[somecunttookmyurl]

in its defence i am like... 85%? sure the floor is level.

i make no such claims about the ceiling but it's hard to tell bc they're 2m90 / 9ft 6 high and i am so very far away from them

[somecunttookmyurl]

sat on the toilet like. oh yeah. there are zero straight lines in here

[somecunttookmyurl]

lads i'll not lie. rendering my living room to scale is......... not better

[somecunttookmyurl]

standards have dropped so low that i just said the walk in cupboard was straight bc the right wall is only 2cm longer than the left and the back only 3cm longer than the front

99% sure this is the straightest part of the whole flat and it's a cupboard

[somecunttookmyurl]

measuring everything in here so i can render it properly to plan furniture and my god there are so many angles

so far of the forty (40) angles ive measured... 2 of them are actual right angles

i still have 2 rooms to go

[somecunttookmyurl]

a grand total of 3 right angles exist in this apartment

[somecunttookmyurl]

i did have to do this plan AGAIn bc the blueprint software kept adjusting all the lengths and angles to try and make it make sense so i had to do every room separately and stitch them together the reality is somehow worse

there's a man coming wednesday to do an energy efficiency report that involves taking the dimensions of the rooms and i am SO EXCITED to see bill's soul leave his body

[solid-toed]

Oh cool its the house

[gjjuddmk2]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[solid-toed]

Toy story situation here?

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[headspace-hotel]

too much to say in a post but i re-read (partly skimmed) my manuscript of my book from a year and a half ago and it's so fucking good and also feels like a hemisphere of my brain has been returned to me. like oh yeah. my creative self. the fullness of my being. i missed you

i need to fucking talk about it but it's intimidating

[solid-toed]

Thats like the best feeling ever. To go back and read something you wrote a while ago to the point you almost forgot and it being good. Like "oh I am good at this, its just that I was too close to it and burning myself out"

[gnarlyghost]

Nerd and jock from yesterday’s illustration

[nyaa]

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[yokowan]

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

[mesetacadre]

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

[apas-95]

mystery solved

[solid-toed]

Reminds me of the guy who was pulling his fishing net and went "this is heavy, like a log. If it isnt a log then it would have to be like, 100 gar?" And wouodnt you fucking guess what was in the net

[togekk0]

Lesbian Date Equipment

[epilepticsaints]

[electricpentacle]

Bear in mind that this is a technique that anyone can use on anyone about anything.

For example, you probably want to be suspicious when megacorporations start rebranding themselves as "diverse" and "sustainable".

[starcrossed-sky]

"Vegan leather" replacing "pleather" as the most frequent term for the material, as the greater populace began thinking that anything vegan is good and anything plastic is bad, is another good example if you want something specific.

[90smovies]

The X-Files

[runawaygel]

Surely nothing bad will happen to me as I try to sleepys in my cabin in these dark woods

[runawaygel]

The werewolf

[caribougutsludge]

pregnant 😔