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@solitablack
I already have a lot of sex ed, but thanks for the tip.
Not that thatās any of your business, plus, Iād appreciate if you kept your nose out of my life and stopped being such a smartass.
Alright, whatever. I guess you're not my charge so do what you want, I don't care. Just thought I'd try to actually help.
I know, right?! Annoying people are annoying. Did you visit a bookstore recently, though? Because that would be interesting.
They really are and theyĀ reallyĀ try my patience. Actually yeah, I visit a bookstore at least once a week. I mean you can never have too many books.
Bored as hell.
Then maybe you should do something, like read or eat. Those entertain me when I'm bored.
Iāve been doing nothing but eating the entire day. I think Iām ready for hibernation.Ā
That actually sounds like my kind of day.
How do these glasses look on me?
Hmm, I agree with you there. They are tacky. But I donāt know if I should give up the glasses just for the beads-on-sunglasses part, yāknow? Are you some fashion expert or something?
Oh, I'd say I'm far from an expert. I just personally believe that beads should only be on shirts and even that's a bit of a stretch. Don't get me wrong, the shape of the glasses were nice - like I said - and yeah the beads even looked nice on you, but they put a little too much into an outfit for me.
But then again that's my personal opinion and if you're opinion is to wear the beads and rock it like nobody else can, then go for it.
How do these glasses look on me?
Aw, thanks. I have no clue. Some sort of material thingy. They might be beads or something. Who knows?
To be honest, they looked a lot like tacky pearls. The shape of the glasses really looked good on you but I'd recommend staying away from the beads-on-sunglasses look.
I went downtown today and I am now officially in love with Rideau Centre.
Ā You'reĀ just nowĀ in love with it? That place is like my go-to mall.
So, catching the bouquet at a wedding means youāre next to get married, but what does catching a person mean?
I think that depends. Was this person dead or alive?
But, hun, maybe my planās to drop out of school and become a famous prostitute. I donāt need education for that, do I?
Sex education would be nice. I mean, you won't get very many customers - or less customers than desired anyways - if you're the prostitute everyone knows to have STD's.
It should be a crime to wake up and not have any coffee.
It should also be a crime to wake up and not have tea. I canāt start my day normally without tea.
Seriously. Has anyone seen my dog?
There's a chance I did earlier. What kind of dog is it?
Why do people ask āWhat are you doing here?ā at a mall?
What do you think? Kissing polar bears.
I hate when people ask that anywhere. Say I'm in a bookstore and someone asks, like obviously I'm shopping for this seasons outfit idiot.
Ooh, that would make a lot of sense. I hadnāt even thought about the fact that they most likely had lives outside of the buses, to be honest. Shitty kids must really put someone in a bad mood. And bills probably would too. Makes me glad Iām not really an adult.
What, you thought all the old people just lived on the bus 24/7? Of course I could see why they'd be upset then, probably not showering regularly. But I couldn't agree more - bills seem like the thing that could just ruin your entire day.
How do these glasses look on me?
"I think I look pretty good, donāt you?"
You do look pretty good but the glasses could be a bit better. What are they covered in? Pearls?
Why do old men on the bus always look like they just bit on a lemon? Like, Iām not an expert in public transport, but Iām pretty sure we donāt have it too bad here.
Maybe they're more upset about their personal life than the fact they're on a bus. I mean, I wouldn't know but I imagine having shitty kids could make them feel that way or something.
Maybe I will and maybe I wonāt, which is definitely not your concern, but thanks for the judgement sunshine.
Just sayin', you can't get very far in this day and age without at least a high school diploma.
