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Beep Boop :)) Avery//They-Them//eternal internal screaming

[solitary-halcyon]

can anyone tell me how to hold a job and go to work every day without feeling so panicked that i throw up every morning? ok thanks

[catchymemes]

[magicmooshka]

I Am Not Your Asian American Doll: a comic for AAPI Heritage Month 2023

I usually spend a lot of time editing and fine-tuning my comics so that they come across as polite and inoffensive. But honestly, I’m really tired of the way Asian cultures and countries are treated / talked about while Asian people themselves are excluded, and thought it was about time I really let my rage out lol.

id in alt

[badjokesbyjeff]

Do you know why batman doesn't have a police badge?

Because he doesn't kill people

[stevenrogered]

Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

[bobbysox]

[kaijuno]

You would kill a man for this bedroom

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

They should add heroin to minecraft

[ratsinmykitchen]

No because puss in boots the last wish was so good. Fucking cried in the theatre packed full of adults with not a child in sight over the puss in boots movie. 10/10 theatre going experience no notes

[itsahauntedhouse]

If your girl likes mushrooms and collects bones and oddities, that's not your girl. My girl now.

[mothman-suggests]

this is very interesting ... (looking at a little insect)

[lakemojave]

I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country

[lost-wandering-historian]

Get on the chariot, we're gonna go beat the shit out of a Greek God.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Ares

Aphrodite

Athena

Artemis

Apollo

Hermes

Demeter

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2023

[solitary-halcyon]

so we all just collectively decided to fuck up zeus huh? universally accepted that zeus sucks lmao

[artificialverse]

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle in 2–3 days*

[ice-block]

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

[claie171]

*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YOU FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE

[rocktavian]

you could call it character development – or maybe it’s just the average age of the userbase increasing – but either way, i highly appreciate this site’s cultural evolution from

2012 tumblr: maybe the curtains are just blue!!

to

2022 tumblr: detailed analyses of the themes and symbolism in a movie that has never even existed