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Originally posted by andantegrazioso
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
JOKER
frowning more at himself than at the other, Joker’s looking up towards them with a curious glance. “ – uh you could say that. Really though, I’m not doing much besides keepin’ an eye on the systems and stabilizing what needs to be. I can let EDI keep control of that, really.” He might be seeking any sort of excuse to get up for a small sort of walk. It was recommended and all that he doesn’t stay sitting for too long.
“ oh, I see. “ asha nods, looking down at her data pad, biting her lip. she can detect the note of boredom in his voice, even if she’s not very used to the subtle ways humans communicate just yet. “ well uh, if you’re not sick of me drilling you with questions yet- mind helping me with some more research? “ her brow piques, offering a getaway, if he fancies it. “ just the basics, nothing invasive. promise. “
AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS
episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )
❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞
❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞
❝ celebration was cut short. ❞
❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞
❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞
❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞
❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞
❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞
❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞
❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞
❝ i can see it fine. ❞
❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞
❝ i smell snow. ❞
❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞
❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞
❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞
❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞
❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞
❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞
❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ? ❞
❝ you nervous ? ❞
❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞
❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom ? ❞
❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞
❝ give me time. ❞
❝ what would you have done, my boy ? ❞
❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞
❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞
❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined ? ❞
❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞
❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞
❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞
❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ? ❞
❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞
❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞
❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞
❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞
❝ believe. ❞
❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞
❝ you … like me ? ❞
❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞
❝ you’re perfect. ❞
❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞
❝ what man does ? ❞
❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞
❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞
❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞
❝ say my name. ❞
❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunts. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞
❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞
❝ go on, let go ! give me everything ! ❞
❝ i love you. ❞
❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞
❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞
❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞
❝ what the fuck do you know about [ … ] ? ❞
❝ more than you, it seems. ❞
❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞
❝ call it. ❞
❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞
❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞
❝ who’re you ? ❞
❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞
❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞
❝ no details. ❞
❝ devil’s in the details. ❞
❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is ? ❞
❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞
❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞
❝ name your price. ❞
❝ how’d you do it ? ❞
❝ with panache. ❞
❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞
❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞
❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞
❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ? ❞
❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞
❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞
❝ [ … ] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞
❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞
❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞
❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [ … ] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ? ❞
❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞
❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! ❞
❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here ! ❞
❝ don’t fuck with me, [ … ] ❞
❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞
❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞
❝ [ … ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞
❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞
❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [ … ] , that is the only important thing. ❞
❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞
❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ … ] is up to ? ❞
❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ? ❞
MOULIN ROUGE STARTER SENTENCES
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Besides, I can’t fall in love with anyone
Can’t… fall… in love? But, a life without love, that’s… terrible…
Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
Never knew I could feel like this. Like I’ve never seen the sky before.
Tell our story _____, that way I’ll-I’ll always be with you.
Hurt him to save him. There is no other way.
I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can’t fight…
You’re free to leave me, but just don’t deceive me, and please believe me when I say I love you!
I’m sorry, _____, I’m dying.
You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?
I don’t need you anymore! All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!
And in the end, should someone die?
She said you make her feel “like a virgin.”
I can’t believe it. I’m in love. I’m in love with a young, handsome, talented duke.
I’d rather, um, just get it over and done with.
Hmph. Oh. Very well. Then why don’t you come down here and let’s get it over and done with.
The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives… and gives expensive… jewels.
The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. But this is my home.
His eyes upon your face. His hand upon your hand. His lips caress your skin. It’s more than I can stand!
It’s not important. We could work on it tomorrow.
He’s got a huge… talent .
I love sex.
It’s nothing. It’s just an infatuation… it’s nothing.
You’re going to be bad for business. I can tell.
It’s not that I’m not a jealous man. I just don’t like other people touching my things.
I couldn’t! I couldn’t go through with it! I saw you there and I felt differently! I couldn’t pretend!
You’ve gotta stand your ground for freedom, beauty, truth, and love.
Outside it may be raining, but in here it’s entertaining.
BANG BANG
@sollian | continued.
“You think with all this tech, they would have figured out a was to keep this base warm.” With a breathy chuckle he sat down, the air still a bitter cold, his breathing just faintly visible. He rubbed his hands together, still rough and calloused from training.
“It may not be the warmest, but it is the safest base I could find on short notice, hope you don’t mind.”
“ it’s better than being out in the open, I can tell you that. “
Her pretty white teeth are clacking together like a squirrel, right now. This space heater is the oldest she’d ever seen- possibly old even before the war. It’t eh kind that radiates from hot metal, which is dangerous to the touch, and the cord is nearly broken from all the wear. It’s not enough; she scoots up against his form with a shudder.
“ I don’t- thank you. “
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“Italy huh? Never been,” he said with a shrug as he took a drink for himself, once more scratching behind the ears of the little critter in her lap “-know all about your kind though. One in Star Command even. He’s more brainy… does the planning, the mapping. I’m more your.. commando type,” he added, once more meeting her eyes “-but shh. Top secret.”
“ sì. i miss it a lot. ” the sollian brushes a loose strand of silk-like hair to rest behind her ear, eyes trained on the human next to her. he speaks with a swagger and charm, like he knows he’s so good looking, and that he could play her like a fiddle if he tried “ oh, really? “ a captain, then? she purses her lips with an impressed smile. “ I’m bioscience, personally. i actually study humans a lot. “
" come warm your hands. "
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snow is not kind to a desert creature, and though she is naturally much cooler than humans, she is not prepared for this sort of chill. asha shivers as a puff of breath condensates before her face.
but mcree is nice to her. it’s not the first time he’s saved her a little personal discomfort.
“ thank you. “
BUT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD ENOUGH. written by cosmo.
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another flirty/nsfw sentence meme .
( since we all have different tastes ! )
❝ for the date, do you have any… tighter jeans~? ❞ ❝ those ripped jeans are just a tease… i want to tear them apart. ❞ ❝ you know i love to hold your hand, but today you just look too good from behind. ❞ ❝ come on and dance with me~ if you can move in those pants, that’s it? ❞ ❝ let’s not… take of our clothes just yet… this is just too hot. ❞ ❝ oh lord, i just can’t stop staring at that piercing… ❞ ❝ ahah… p… please be nice to me… my asthma might kill me otherwise~ ❞ ❝ no, don’t sit… i’ll go down on my knees. ❞ ❝ woah… don’t you have an early morning tomorrow? ❞ ❝ i don’t care for being bullied in bed, so you should just stop. ❞ ❝ you don’t think sweatpants are hot? i mean… these are an expensive brand? ❞ ❝ there’s nothing dangerous with a little party make-out, right? ❞ ❝ candles? nah, that’s a fire hazard. i can set the mood very well without it. ❞ ❝ there’s just something so extremely irresistible about a uniform… ❞ ❝ let me smudge my lipstick in all sorts of places, hm? ❞ ❝ that paperwork seems awfully boring… wouldn’t i look better on your desk? ❞ ❝ my paperwork is killing me… i’m just imagining you laying on the desk instead. ❞ ❝ victoria’s secret? don’t tell me it’s a bag of perfume now~ ❞ ❝ fuck… you can step on me in those heels. ❞ ❝ i know i slept with a lot of people, but… it wasn’t making love. ❞ ❝ i’ll be your type, if you would only tell me what it is. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i’m comfortable being someone’s first time… ❞ ❝ you should keep the boots on~ ❞ ❝ these underwear are so… smooth… ❞ ❝ oh…~ i didn’t expect you to shave all the way. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i can… do that… i’m scared i’ll hurt you… ❞ ❝ i know you like it, but i’m not… comfortable… ❞ ❝ is that… lace i see? ❞ ❝ why from behind? well… i like the thought of showing off what i got. ❞ ❝ oh my god… here? really? are you sure? ❞ ❝ do you think i could… put my fingers in your mouth? ❞ ❝ ahaha… want to make me sweat right after i showered? ❞ ❝ the sweater… do you have anything under? ❞ ❝ anything you want to do, before i get dressed? ❞ ❝ wow… aren’t you even going to touch the food first? ❞ ❝ i put this on, thinking… dessert? ❞ ❝ i… put on a little weight, but… it’s okay, right? ❞ ❝ what’s with the layers? playing hard to get~? ❞ ❝ come here… warm your hands. ❞ ❝ my marks suit you. ❞ ❝ holy shit… i love stockings. ❞ ❝ if i break them with my teeth… will you hate me? ❞ ❝ i really… want everyone to know i’m yours. ❞ ❝ i like my reflection a little more with you all over me. ❞ ❝ a—ah! a bite?! ❞ ❝ the more the merrier, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. ❞ ❝ let’s climb into the backseat… ❞ ❝ oh, look! my hand fits perfectly in your back pocket! ❞ ❝ look at the mirror… don’t you look cute? i know you do… ❞
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once upon a time in a faraway land called tumblr, there was a bean. now, this bean loved to write & roleplay. she wrote and wrote and wrote to her heart’s content. in fact, she had A LOT of blogs, but it didn’t matter : because she loved it.
but one day, an evil force swept across the land. some called it “ hell on earth ”, or “ the struggle bus. ” but most would know it as … SCHOOL. the ugly beast kept the smol bean from being productive on all the many blogs she kept, and eventually she became too overwhelmed to maintain all of her muses. just when all hope was lost, the bean was introduced to a new kind of blog. the multimuse !! there was a light in the darkness after all. a blog that could organize all of the bean’s muses ( which included canons & oc’s ) and be less overwhelming was just what she needed !
unfortunately, the bean was too shy to approach new people to interact with. but all she needed was a like & a reblog to gather that courage ! for likes & reblogs give bean the knowledge that they would like to interact with her ! as soon as the people in the kingdom helped her by doing this, she was able to get her blog running again, and she became happy just like before !
& she lived the rest of her days on tumbler, HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Send "✖" if you think my oc is well written.
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Been seeing a lot for canon muses so, made one for the ocs out there. BONUS: tell me what you like the most about my oc!
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She does not blame the creature for biting her. Caged and cornered, it was driven to panic from the noise of the base and the tension of those handling it. Asha had foolishly reached out, thinking maybe a chance to smell and acclimate to it’s environment would calm it down. Instead she’s lunged at, a laceration wound from the crease of her thumb down her palm, reeling backwards into the dirt. But just as quickly she sits up, screaming-
“Don’t hurt him!”