Cautiously Optimistic

Solomon. 23. Superheroes. Funny things. Fan Theories. Etc.

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[wafflebloggies]

IT’S BACK

[ebonyheartnet]

@wagnetic you deserve to see this again

[wagnetic]

Hell yeah!

[tiktoks-we-like]

[saintemiliosandoz]

THE WHAT

[johnturturro]

[anxietyproblem]

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]

[thenatsdorf]

Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)

[stirlingwren-archived-deactivat]

understanding others, the other elements, and the other nations, will help you become whole.

insp.

[lorenzoes]

Done!

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[conbiniiko]

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

[mckitterick]

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this feels vaguely relevant…

Read the full text of It Can’t Happen Here on Project Gutenberg: X

[imall4frogs]

Have I ever hit “reblog” so fast? No.

[politicalsci]

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

This is why peacefully protesting is a mugs game. The state ain’t peaceful

[s-n-arly]

Living in St. Paul and both seeing and hearing what is happening here, I can tell you that the police and militarized State Patrol have done pretty much everything they can to make this worse.

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

this show is a treasure from start to finish 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[xphilosoraptorx]

Shit, no wonder them turtles live in the sewer

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I need this movie ASAP

[cactus-pat]

[pawpels]

Is this not the plot of Shark Tale

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.