Eat the golden apple

LIFE IS MORE FUN THAT WAY

[probablybadrpgideas]

I spend a lot of time thinking about that fact that any sitcom could be in the same universe as any modern horror setting without contradicting the canon of either franchise.

Friends is actually set in the World Of Darkness. Modern Family is actually set in Call Of Cthulhu. Bob’s Burgers is actually set in Kult. Prove me wrong, fuckers. Prove me wrong.

-Pencil

[probablybadrpgideas]

Almost all modern horror settings have a masquerade so most people don’t know about the supernatural. When we play a horror RPG we play someone who’s seen the truth, but most people in the setting haven’t. Any sitcom could consist of those people- they’ve simply never stumbled onto anything supernatural.

Any sitcom set in the modern day could have unspeakable horrors secretly moving through the world- we’re just looking at it from the perspective of people who don’t know the secret and live normal everyday life. 

Which also, of course, means that any sitcom could involve the main cast stumbling onto the secret horrors. Hows that for a campaign premise?

[brockton-breakers]

AU where everything's the same except Worm and Homestuck trade places in pop culture relevancy

[tgweaver]

what

why did they give me my tumblr back

[memewhore]

[brocktonbay]

Worm from Lisa’s POV is a horse girl story.

you people really think you can just come into my askbox and say whatever you want and it won’t have consequences 

[incorrect-wormquotes]

Skidmark: Fuck you Brockton Bay! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Skidmark Hell’s cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re going to find a good deal at Big Skidmark’s, you can kiss my ass!

It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right. Shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife. We’ll fuck her! That’s right, we’ll fuck your wife! Because at Big Skidmark Hell’s you’re fucked six ways from Sunday.

So take a hike to Big Skidmark Hell’s, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING. That’s right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! Don’t fuck with us! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell’s, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! Go to hell!

Big Skidmark Hell’s cars! Brockton Bay’s filthiest and home of one of the meanest sons of bitches in the State of New Hampshire! Guaranteed!

[incorrect-wormquotes]

Avery: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down

Nicolette: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kid’s cartoon?

Avery: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat

[ieatedanimation]

#lovewins

[spaghettiandart]

Worm except spider crabs

[brocktonbay]

Worm from Lisa’s POV is a horse girl story.

you people really think you can just come into my askbox and say whatever you want and it won’t have consequences 

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[sasukeologist]

[bibiana112]

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Guilt table When your party is done murderhoboing another group of bandits or other suitable humanoids, covertly roll a d100. If one of the following numbers is rolled, include the listed item as loot found on one of the bodies. 1 - a locket containing a finely painted portrait of what appears to be a significant other, with 2 sets of initials and a heart inscribed 2 - a worn, pocket sized carving knife and a half finished wooden child’s toy 3 - an unsent letter addressed to the slain party’s mother. The contents, if read, seem to be mostly reassurances that (s)he’s staying safe and out of trouble, and that more money is coming soon. 4 - a wedding ring with “For my light in the darkness” inscribed inside in the slain party’s native language 5 - a crude child’s illustration of the slain party. “I love daddy” is written in a child’s handwriting on the back. 6 - a small box wrapped in colorful paper. On the outside is written “For My Little Princess.” Inside is a music box; When wound, it plays a lullaby. 7 - a pencil and a sketchbook containing dozens of portraits with names and small personal details, including other slain parties. Written on the inside cover are the words “The Family You Choose.”

[weaverdev]

Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

[the-bubble-jesus]

cube

[argumate]

give him the cube

[mysharona1987]