Which Of These REAL Warframe Plotpoints Is Your FAVORITE? Winner's Bracket (Spoilers)
1800s priest jumpscared by the backstreet boys
Your mom's ex brainwashed your mom into thinking she was your mom
You forgot that you were widowed as a child
You help your mom eat her abusive ex
Despite being an alternate history, Half-Life (1998) still released
Merchant gets possessed/replaced for a real month. Still sells you wares
The moon exists only in legends because your mom stole it
You inherited a cat in gay old man mad science divorce and it possibly can talk
In a shocking twist, the game features character customization
A gay old man fatally shoots you in order to teach you the power of friendship
A mushroom man sends you to fuck up capitalists while you get high on shrooms.
Giving Birth Rhythm Minigame.
These are all winning options from my first 10 of these 'favorite plot point' polls (there were two ties)

















