Mr. Grumpy Gay

I'm gaayyyy

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My boss: *tells me to do something*

Me:

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[lolmemez]

2 wholesome 5 me

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[homotingz]

Be Honest. If You Masturbate, Reblog This.

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[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[pomeranian2]

[accidental-muse]

i’m losing my absolute shit at the Elmo in the background.

[yougotagreatdickman]

I have yet to have a first date that didn’t end in sex. Social media - ain’t it grand?

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[perfect-and-humble]

FBI agent: *sighs* not gay porn again

[afreecuntree]

me:

[sharkboxes]

[ginger-ale-official]

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

[socialistexan]

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

[unified-multiversal-theory]

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

[auntiewanda]

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

[willowofthehearth]

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “

source

[radioactive-dingo]

hey since that season is coming up again!

[ark-of-eden]

(&:) Be sure and wish every bell-ringer in your neighborhood a Merry Kiss My Ass this holiday season~! :D

[robotsandfrippary]

Be nice to the bell ringers, they most likely have no idea about this.  If you really want to do something to the bell ringers, try talking to them about this and ask them if they know. 

And shop at Target because they don’t allow the Salvation Army there.

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[djlonelyboi]

Happy National Coming Out Day!

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

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[shrimpdik5]

That moan😩😩💦

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And the cumshot it accompanied. 😍

[readyaimfire0]

Greased up

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