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[yougotagreatdickman]

When you go to pour a @travis.holp, I mean, cold brew and realize you've packed all the glasses so you play it up like you're just being 'extra' today. #weisfancy #coldbrew #ihatemoving (at Hartwell) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmhImR-nZ64/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a8097nqikhcr

[yougotagreatdickman]

Good morning.

[yougotagreatdickman]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you warn him you’re tight but he tries to go to town immediately anyway:

[yougotagreatdickman]

Nothing on me would be tight if that boy was near.

[ashandstone-deactivated20190630]

Explanation:

  Tan - Married husband without a proposal

  Antoni - The “You don’t drink pickle juice?” scene

  Karamo - Calls a hot fireman nothing but “Superman” for an entire episode, but also has healthy conversations about police brutality with a white, Trump-supporting policeman

  Bobby - Breaks something in IKEA and runs away

  Jonathan - “WHERE’S ALEC BALDWIN? I NEED ALEC BALDWIN! THERE ARE NO PRODUCTS IN HERE!”

[yougotagreatdickman]

@ashandstone  Pickle Juice is LIFE!  

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

if you are going to watch any part of MPGIS out of context, it BETTER FUCKING BE THIS SCENE.

EDIT: You can start watching the show here.

[yougotagreatdickman]

Love.

[jehovahhthickness]

[ekphrasticbitch]

[reesewithispoon]

I’ll even build you a custom playlist if you’re so inclined. Or declined. Or reclined. Or Miley Cyrus “The Climb”.

[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[hippyhoppus-deactivated20181219]

imagine being someone’s first choice

[yougotagreatdickman]

What the fuck would that even feel like, @appleshampo ? I'm just used to being someone's option.

[fh3207972]

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK

[yougotagreatdickman]

That's when his kiss tastes the best.

[yougotagreatdickman]

Neutral top. Can’t fight nature. #versatilegoals #topshaming #bottomenvy (at Hartwell, Cincinnati)

[reesewithispoon]

It’s funny because it’s true!

[guccipoo-deactivated20240628]

“Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.”

— (via psych2go)

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[yougotagreatdickman]

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[yougotagreatdickman]

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I need to let go and take life less seriously.  So, here’s how I’m going to start.