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a collection of crabs!! gosh this turned out bigger than I expected and I had to leave out a few crabs too ;o;
I’ve actually been struggling a bit with my art recently so this was really fun to do!! I love crabs!!
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Feel free to use it for your games! ☀️☕️
my lair by the end of brightshine
Molt
my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years
My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species
so this IS peak performance
TIME FOR CRAB
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.
They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.
Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.
But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?
Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.
Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…
Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!
Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…
Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.
deep sea amphipods are another of those animals where you look at them like “uhhh yeah nice cg alien design you got there I mean maybe a little generic but nothing real looks that cool”
here is a crab for you, he wants you to be happy and respect him or else 😠
https://www.etsy.com/listing/670647012/crab-ornament-blue-crab-nautical?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=crab&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&frs=1
check out this crab i found
Thank you OP! Very nice.
And that crab has a knife
Happy boi meets pinchy boi