Overwatch Heroes as Parks and Rec Quotes
“I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”
“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”
“I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”
“Do you have a first date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know a pair of cargo pants?”
"If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.”
“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”
"I love games that turn people against each other.”
"Jogging is the worst. I mean, I know it keeps you healthy, but God at what cost?”
[In beeps and boops] “Just making up words. I am not saying anything. No one can understand me anyway. Doobee, doobee, do.”
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
"Love…love fades away, but things…things are forever.”
‘What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
“One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”
“I hope no one minds if I live tweet this bitch.”
“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”
"One person’s annoying is another person’s inspiring and heroic.”
“I hate talking. To people. About things.”
“I think Comic Sans always screams FUN.”
“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”
"I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible…but you have them.”
“Now I have the upper hand, and I am going to USE IT TO CRUSH HER!
“Maybe we should find the person who stole his positive attitude.”
“Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.”
“[Holds up iPod] SOMBRA PUT ALL MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE. THE SONGS JUST PLAY ONE AFTER THE OTHER. THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE.”
“I am not usually one for speeches, so goodbye.”
“Hey Zen, it’s Zen. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.”
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