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Cash Me Out 🥶

[kissoflxfe]

You can’t come in for a tattoo and be afraid of the pain 🤦🏾‍♀️

[somcya]

Someone cried?

[kissoflxfe]

Yes, i was understanding because people’s tolerance of pain is different—when you start doing the most then I just wanna fight sis

[somcya]

I feel you, i do. Was the client able to get through it though?

[kissoflxfe]

You can’t come in for a tattoo and be afraid of the pain 🤦🏾‍♀️

[somcya]

Someone cried?

[somcya]

『ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ』

♡ 💬 ➤

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﹫sᴏ_sᴏᴍᴀʏᴀ no one’s gon take my shine, and u shouldn’t let others either. Stunt on em babies! Lashes & nails: my sissy 🤪 hair: my other sissy 🥵

ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴀʟʟ ₂₆₇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs

﹫ᴄᴀɴᴅʏɢɪʀʟ a Queen!

﹫ʜᴀssᴀɴ this that smile y’all females have after gettin some good pipe

[sundayskin]

[chunkyheels]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXeltNmnuAb/

[sundayskin]

[sundayskin]

[egvptt]

Umm,

I didn’t know the subdivision has “rules”

So there’s monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.

We’re not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the house…only in the back.

We have to keep our grass freshly cut

And something about no porch trinkets? What’s that?

Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?

[somcya]

RULES? Well Bethani with an I can mind her little business..why she need our hard working money? Where’s her job at?

BUT porch trinkets…? Is that like a little garden gnome or something?

[egvptt]

I guess everyone in the subdivision has to pay $100 in dues. Something about maintenance, keeping the animals away, 🙄. She’ll come by and introduce herself with the rest of the welcome crew

[somcya]

There’s a welcome crew...? Fine, fine hopefully this only introduction. She’ll get her payment and whatnot.

[egvptt]

Umm,

I didn’t know the subdivision has “rules”

So there’s monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.

We’re not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the house…only in the back.

We have to keep our grass freshly cut

And something about no porch trinkets? What’s that?

Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?

[somcya]

RULES? Well Bethani with an I can mind her little business..why she need our hard working money? Where’s her job at?

BUT porch trinkets...? Is that like a little garden gnome or something?

[kissoflxfe]

Can someone pick me up some pickles ya girls cravings are out of control… I don’t even like pickles 😒

[somcya]

That’s those pregnancy cravings 😩 I’m bout to make a store run though, so I got you.

[egvptt]

Bring some peanut butter too. Can’t make pbj without peanut butter

[somcya]

You love peanut butter, I’m surprised y’all ran out already.

[kissoflxfe]

Can someone pick me up some pickles ya girls cravings are out of control… I don’t even like pickles 😒

[somcya]

That’s those pregnancy cravings 😩 I’m bout to make a store run though, so I got you.

[kissoflxfe]

Thank you lots, I’m about to die low key cause I know damn well this baby got this from their father cause ain’t no fucking way😭.

[somcya]

No problem babes. Father’s always leaving behind something that’s not necessarily needed 😭 you need anything else?

[kissoflxfe]

Can someone pick me up some pickles ya girls cravings are out of control… I don’t even like pickles 😒

[somcya]

That’s those pregnancy cravings 😩 I’m bout to make a store run though, so I got you.

[skyeblcue]

Family paint and sip? No? Maybe👀

[somcya]

Both of them are! It’s like they were just born too, that’s the sad part. She’s doing good, my sweet little angel, full of personality. How’s yaya?

[skyeblcue]

She still Lara Croft in that crib?? Tryna plan her next great escape👀I’ll never forget that night we came over and that happened. The diva you mean? My baby got her edges slicked with her bun bun and don’t know how to acttttt

[somcya]

GIRL! She be giving me tiny heart attacks, she tumbled off the couch the other day, but my reflexes came in so quick! Yaya the diva, whose fault is that? You and Jaxon’s tsk tsk tsk. Her hair styled just like mommy’s, too cute

[skyeblcue]

Tumbled??? Too wild you should get her one of those rollable play pen things. That should keep her lil butt busy. Aht, aht, aht! Not hearing that right now. And Jaxon que? Who dat? You know I had to give her a lil smooth slay. She was rocking that for a good week around the house

[somcya]

Kaiden bought one, she don’t like being in there but she’s adjusting once her stuffed animals join. Girl! Don’t let Jaxon hear that, we both know how that’s gon go. Awwww, I can picture her lil cute self just playing with a lil curl on her head like she grown, I need pics alllllat

[skyeblcue]

They love their lil animal playmates huh, too too precious. Psssh! Please. I could give 3+ fucks what he thinks. I don’t know whyyyyy y’all keep doubting who the El Chapo in this house. Next time she up I’ll make her FT you just so you can get a closeup. She really loves slobbering all over the phone too thinking its you in person!

[somcya]

Oh you the El Chapo? Ok sis, imma let you wear your crown on that one. Sounds like a plan, I can’t wait to see her chubby cheeks! I knowwww, makes my heart melt..it’s sad how we live in the same neighborhood but are way too busy!! I’m clearing my schedule just to see y’all

[skyeblcue]

Absolutely! Call me Skye Chapo thank you, that’s what I sign my checks by anyways. Awwww you are! Stop by the salon to come see us, she always in her own little world at the front entertaining everyone. She’ll make your appointment too in her gurggle gurggle talk. I swear clients love tryna pick her up like nuh uhhhh, mommy’s baby staying right there in her boss lady chair

[somcya]

I will, I need a fill on my lashes and nails anyway..and you know I only trust you on my hands, I’ll set an appointment. I can’t stand that! When strangers try and pick up my baby, like uh uh they don’t need that energy on them. Back up. I bet Yaya be giving them a lil stank face when they be tryna pick her up

[skyeblcue]

Family paint and sip? No? Maybe👀

[somcya]

Both of them are! It’s like they were just born too, that’s the sad part. She’s doing good, my sweet little angel, full of personality. How’s yaya?

[skyeblcue]

She still Lara Croft in that crib?? Tryna plan her next great escape👀I’ll never forget that night we came over and that happened. The diva you mean? My baby got her edges slicked with her bun bun and don’t know how to acttttt

[somcya]

GIRL! She be giving me tiny heart attacks, she tumbled off the couch the other day, but my reflexes came in so quick! Yaya the diva, whose fault is that? You and Jaxon’s tsk tsk tsk. Her hair styled just like mommy’s, too cute

[skyeblcue]

Tumbled??? Too wild you should get her one of those rollable play pen things. That should keep her lil butt busy. Aht, aht, aht! Not hearing that right now. And Jaxon que? Who dat? You know I had to give her a lil smooth slay. She was rocking that for a good week around the house

[somcya]

Kaiden bought one, she don’t like being in there but she’s adjusting once her stuffed animals join. Girl! Don’t let Jaxon hear that, we both know how that’s gon go. Awwww, I can picture her lil cute self just playing with a lil curl on her head like she grown, I need pics alllllat

[skyeblcue]

They love their lil animal playmates huh, too too precious. Psssh! Please. I could give 3+ fucks what he thinks. I don’t know whyyyyy y’all keep doubting who the El Chapo in this house. Next time she up I’ll make her FT you just so you can get a closeup. She really loves slobbering all over the phone too thinking its you in person!

[somcya]

Oh you the El Chapo? Ok sis, imma let you wear your crown on that one. Sounds like a plan, I can’t wait to see her chubby cheeks! I knowwww, makes my heart melt..it’s sad how we live in the same neighborhood but are way too busy!! I’m clearing my schedule just to see y’all

[skyeblcue]

Family paint and sip? No? Maybe👀

[somcya]

Both of them are! It’s like they were just born too, that’s the sad part. She’s doing good, my sweet little angel, full of personality. How’s yaya?

[skyeblcue]

She still Lara Croft in that crib?? Tryna plan her next great escape👀I’ll never forget that night we came over and that happened. The diva you mean? My baby got her edges slicked with her bun bun and don’t know how to acttttt

[somcya]

GIRL! She be giving me tiny heart attacks, she tumbled off the couch the other day, but my reflexes came in so quick! Yaya the diva, whose fault is that? You and Jaxon’s tsk tsk tsk. Her hair styled just like mommy’s, too cute

[skyeblcue]

Tumbled??? Too wild you should get her one of those rollable play pen things. That should keep her lil butt busy. Aht, aht, aht! Not hearing that right now. And Jaxon que? Who dat? You know I had to give her a lil smooth slay. She was rocking that for a good week around the house

[somcya]

Kaiden bought one, she don’t like being in there but she’s adjusting once her stuffed animals join. Girl! Don’t let Jaxon hear that, we both know how that’s gon go. Awwww, I can picture her lil cute self just playing with a lil curl on her head like she grown, I need pics alllllat

[skyeblcue]

Family paint and sip? No? Maybe👀

[somcya]

Both of them are! It’s like they were just born too, that’s the sad part. She’s doing good, my sweet little angel, full of personality. How’s yaya?

[skyeblcue]

She still Lara Croft in that crib?? Tryna plan her next great escape👀I’ll never forget that night we came over and that happened. The diva you mean? My baby got her edges slicked with her bun bun and don’t know how to acttttt

[somcya]

GIRL! She be giving me tiny heart attacks, she tumbled off the couch the other day, but my reflexes came in so quick! Yaya the diva, whose fault is that? You and Jaxon’s tsk tsk tsk. Her hair styled just like mommy’s, too cute

[skyeblcue]

Family paint and sip? No? Maybe👀

[somcya]

Both of them are! It’s like they were just born too, that’s the sad part. She’s doing good, my sweet little angel, full of personality. How’s yaya?