❀ Pure &amp; Blue ❀

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﹫ᴊᴀxᴏғᴀʟʟᴛʀᴀᴅᴇs fa the 99s and 2000s 🧢

ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴀʟʟ ₁₈₅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs

﹫ʀᴇɪɢɴʀᴇɴᴇᴇ you got a gf, wife? 👀 #hecanruinmylife

﹫ᴅʏᴍᴇᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ lemme back this ass up on you 🥵

﹫ᴊᴀʟᴇᴇʟᴋɪɴɢ ma nigga, ma nigga! These females wildin 🤣 you boutta be in the dog house

﹫ᴊᴀxᴏғᴀʟʟᴛʀᴀᴅᴇs I ain’t entertaining these broads 😭 ﹫ᴊᴀʟᴇᴇʟᴋɪɴɢ

b-oqueteira-deactivated20190602

@jaleelking: Oh don’t worry that’s BEEN established befo’ his fanclub hit the comments😉

Want😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤

Soooo…I’m guessing my Fashion Nova fits prolly gon’ be considered inappropriate then huh? Yikes

nevcehamcra

Girl, SHOW OUT!

Of course YOU of all people support that. I will be decked out with the crop sweaters so Hillybilly Henry better be prepared

nevcehamcra

Of course, of course I’m supporting. We both know noodlehead loves it, he’s just in denial or doesn’t like that other niggas be lookin thirsty. That’s tuff

“Noodlehead” Vaeh! I can’t believe you said that, I’m calling him that someday real soon. Well he used to be lucky enough when I reserved FN fits for date nights alone but...when you get reckless...certain privileges get revoked sadly

Skye frontin fasho, but imma let her have it 🤷🏽‍♂️

Skye Chapo thank you very much. And who gave you permission to speak my name?

I gave myself permission, Blue 🤷🏽‍♂️ what you finna do?

Niggas get ONE cut and think they can put someone in they place. It’s all good keep that very energy when you hungry later

So now I’m a nigga? Yea..aight. I always keep this energy, you know this ma. Any other nigga woulda backed down cause of ya mouth, not me though.

You know what I mean…I don’t know a damn thing, what I do know is your lil fattie twin left you some goldfish and apple juice on the table. Tough luck and enjoy. And you speaking to who like that??

See, my princess love me. You ain’t giving me no kinds of love, and that shit is foul. AnD yOu SpEa— bae cut it, you actin real unfamiliar with how it is.

Nah watch someday she gon’ save mommy some tooooooo. JAXON! Would you stop talking so damn loud Sheesh!! Always gotta speak a tone above everyone else. Unfamiliar? To what? Please inform me

SKYE! We can both use that tone munchkin, you the one gettin buck. I’m chillin ova hea’, trust that. Like i won’t pick you up, you need a reminder?

I know you did not just call me...munchkin. Okay, welp! Would you look at the time?? I think I hear Yaya calling for a diaper change. Get home NEOW!!!

Soooo…I’m guessing my Fashion Nova fits prolly gon’ be considered inappropriate then huh? Yikes

nevcehamcra

Girl, SHOW OUT!

Of course YOU of all people support that. I will be decked out with the crop sweaters so Hillybilly Henry better be prepared

Skye frontin fasho, but imma let her have it 🤷🏽‍♂️

Skye Chapo thank you very much. And who gave you permission to speak my name?

I gave myself permission, Blue 🤷🏽‍♂️ what you finna do?

Niggas get ONE cut and think they can put someone in they place. It’s all good keep that very energy when you hungry later

So now I’m a nigga? Yea..aight. I always keep this energy, you know this ma. Any other nigga woulda backed down cause of ya mouth, not me though.

See, my princess love me. You ain’t giving me no kinds of love, and that shit is foul. AnD yOu SpEa— bae cut it, you actin real unfamiliar with how it is.

Nah watch someday she gon’ save mommy some tooooooo. JAXON! Would you stop talking so damn loud Sheesh!! Always gotta speak a tone above everyone else. Unfamiliar? To what? Please inform me

Soooo...I’m guessing my Fashion Nova fits prolly gon’ be considered inappropriate then huh? Yikes

rvyneonme

Do notttt pick other people’s roses!!! 😬😬 in their yard…no matter how pretty they are 😬😬😬

What they say when you got caught??

Skye frontin fasho, but imma let her have it 🤷🏽‍♂️

Skye Chapo thank you very much. And who gave you permission to speak my name?

I gave myself permission, Blue 🤷🏽‍♂️ what you finna do?

Niggas get ONE cut and think they can put someone in they place. It’s all good keep that very energy when you hungry later

So now I’m a nigga? Yea..aight. I always keep this energy, you know this ma. Any other nigga woulda backed down cause of ya mouth, not me though.

You know what I mean...I don’t know a damn thing, what I do know is your lil fattie twin left you some goldfish and apple juice on the table. Tough luck and enjoy. And you speaking to who like that??

egvptt

Umm,

I didn’t know the subdivision has “rules”

So there’s monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.

We’re not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the house…only in the back.

We have to keep our grass freshly cut

And something about no porch trinkets? What’s that?

Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?

Porch trinkets? Apparently I can’t keep the apples that land in MY yard cause the tree in my neighbor yard…but it lands on my property. Until I fill my apple basket I will not be paying dues. Keep that wig glue away from block parties too

egvptt

You gotta pay dues, or they can take you to court or something like that. Maybe I should’ve read everything before I signed the contract to live here

I’m definitely starting to see all that fine print wasn’t all bs after all. Now I gotta find my Sunday dress for this official meeting with ole girl. Here we go

Skye frontin fasho, but imma let her have it 🤷🏽‍♂️

Skye Chapo thank you very much. And who gave you permission to speak my name?

I gave myself permission, Blue 🤷🏽‍♂️ what you finna do?

Niggas get ONE cut and think they can put someone in they place. It’s all good keep that very energy when you hungry later

egvptt

Umm,

I didn’t know the subdivision has “rules”

So there’s monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.

We’re not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the house…only in the back.

We have to keep our grass freshly cut

And something about no porch trinkets? What’s that?

Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?

rvyneonme

[pops gum]

*smacks it over your eyes*

Skye frontin fasho, but imma let her have it 🤷🏽‍♂️

Skye Chapo thank you very much. And who gave you permission to speak my name?

Family paint and sip? No? Maybe👀

Both of them are! It’s like they were just born too, that’s the sad part. She’s doing good, my sweet little angel, full of personality. How’s yaya?

She still Lara Croft in that crib?? Tryna plan her next great escape👀I’ll never forget that night we came over and that happened. The diva you mean? My baby got her edges slicked with her bun bun and don’t know how to acttttt

GIRL! She be giving me tiny heart attacks, she tumbled off the couch the other day, but my reflexes came in so quick! Yaya the diva, whose fault is that? You and Jaxon’s tsk tsk tsk. Her hair styled just like mommy’s, too cute

Tumbled??? Too wild you should get her one of those rollable play pen things. That should keep her lil butt busy. Aht, aht, aht! Not hearing that right now. And Jaxon que? Who dat? You know I had to give her a lil smooth slay. She was rocking that for a good week around the house

Kaiden bought one, she don’t like being in there but she’s adjusting once her stuffed animals join. Girl! Don’t let Jaxon hear that, we both know how that’s gon go. Awwww, I can picture her lil cute self just playing with a lil curl on her head like she grown, I need pics alllllat

They love their lil animal playmates huh, too too precious. Psssh! Please. I could give 3+ fucks what he thinks. I don’t know whyyyyy y’all keep doubting who the El Chapo in this house. Next time she up I’ll make her FT you just so you can get a closeup. She really loves slobbering all over the phone too thinking its you in person!

Oh you the El Chapo? Ok sis, imma let you wear your crown on that one. Sounds like a plan, I can’t wait to see her chubby cheeks! I knowwww, makes my heart melt..it’s sad how we live in the same neighborhood but are way too busy!! I’m clearing my schedule just to see y’all

Absolutely! Call me Skye Chapo thank you, that’s what I sign my checks by anyways. Awwww you are! Stop by the salon to come see us, she always in her own little world at the front entertaining everyone. She’ll make your appointment too in her gurggle gurggle talk. I swear clients love tryna pick her up like nuh uhhhh, mommy’s baby staying right there in her boss lady chair

I will, I need a fill on my lashes and nails anyway..and you know I only trust you on my hands, I’ll set an appointment. I can’t stand that! When strangers try and pick up my baby, like uh uh they don’t need that energy on them. Back up. I bet Yaya be giving them a lil stank face when they be tryna pick her up

Ooooh gotti! You want full or natural individuals babes? I just got this new mink set that gon make your tiny ass eyes POP...for once.. Just kidding! Oh she got the worst stank face from grouchy side of the family, if it’s not that. It’s the mug of death

bvtterflxes

Why hello muthafuckas

Helllooooooo

bvtterflxes

Hey love how you feel?