ladybugger

last remaining david dastmalchian fan warning: this bitch bites!

[sparklyzstardust]

and for the lady, perhaps a shift to her dr..?

[some-postman]

is the art of clown husbandry dead or what

not cool enough for you guys anymore

[infinityd3s1re]

One day you'll wake up in your DR and think "that was it? that was the big wall?" And you'll laugh. Because the wall was made of paper. You just had to walk through.

[chaerishsworld]

i could not recommend tarot for shifting MORE. it is SUCH a a helpful tool, it feels like cheating😭

[satrnos]

bring stanley barber back to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

annual reminder not to feed the ghosts! yes I know it seems like a cute tradition, but these are wild spirits with specialized diets, and humans unintentionally cause serious havoc by interfering with their ectosystem

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry i should have clarified, don't feed the feral ghosts. if you are hosting domesticated or ancestral spirits and have done your research on how to honor them properly, that is fine obviously. but please do not invite wandering ghosts onto your doorstep with offerings, that will lead to infestations!!!

[charlie-ver]

you can feed me, i'm not gonna bite or live in your home forever because it certainly doesn't bind me to your house like a feral cat 🥺👉👈 promise

[dastmalchiandaily]

📸 || David in makeup for The Boulet Brothers Holiday of Horrors.

Credit: Keltonfx

[kushblazer666]

[arielmh]

Celebrity Truth or Dare with David Dastmalchian

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[lusidraws]

spooky stop motion movie kids! 🧟🐈‍⬛🧷

[b4thxry]

how it feels to listen to the most ass music ever without someone in my ear telling me it’s ass

[segamascott]

misogyny = 👎 at least in my opinion..

[some-postman]

hmm yeah now that i think about it

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[darkspaceboytoy]

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

[mrbrightxside]

Hi Tumblr 👋🏻 Been off my game I'll do my best to be consistent again... Thought it'd be fun to put the Eltingville Club in South Park

[rowlfthedog]