Random Lawlz

I have the urge to reblog whatever I find funny, but I don't want random stuff on my main account, so...here I am.

[foreverhelives-deactivated20170]

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

[my--darling--dear]

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

[somewhatsolidcrew]

I AM SCREAMING @homeskilletbiscuitt @hennything-goes

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

guys i’m sharing a very personal photoset of my friends and me

[thejusticethatissocial]

[maddcactus-art]

I’m not really good at explaining or teaching things… so… Here you go. This is more like an example of how I draw noses, rather than how you need to draw them. I mean, it’s pretty basic, but maybe some artists have other ways to do it }: ? I hope it at least helps a little bit! (nothing fancy, but… yeah). sorry it took me so long to produce this half-assed thing }X D

[keepingupwithlinmanuel]

[video source]

[let-my-opera-begin]

This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for since birth. I will never be happier.

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[geekgirl2102-deactivated2020040]

Dear sick people

In what world is this acceptable?

You are selling tickets bought for between £70 and £170 for nearly £1000 - less than an hour after they went on sale no less. Your target audience is teenagers. You are taking advantage of them and ensuring that real fans can’t attend a concert simply to make a profit of several hundred pounds. This is BTS’s first time in Europe yet you are depriving people of the opportunity to go see them by taking teenagers money. This is exceedingly unfair and honestly makes me so so so sick to the stomach. You’re literally ruining people’s dreams because who knows when they’re going to be coming back? I wish that ticket companies did more to prevent this, it should never be allowed to happen. It’s horrible.

Update (11:21 BST):

Just a big massive fuck you to those really horrible people.

[some-random-stoof]

TRUTH. IT MAKES ME SO FURIOUS. TICKET COMPANIES, STEP UP. THIS AIN'T RIGHT.

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

Galaxy / Cloud

♡ use discount code “pastel8″ to get 10% off! ♡

[waterjemsss]

me after I shop online 😭😭😭😭

[craftty9192]

not me because I use unidays 💁🏻

[waterjemsss]

??

[craftty9192]

unidays is a site where u can get discounts to stores like asos, sephora, microsoft, topshop and tons more!! you can sign up for free if you’re in uni or college

AND i bought my first macbook using their discounts 

[accio-feels-deactivated20171217]

Look I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but I use uni days and you legit get discounts on selected online shops. I use boohoo.com because I like the dresses (and cheap makeup/jewellery). If you’re a uni/college student, you sign up by typing in your student email and then you get the confirmation email. When you log onto unidays, it will give you a lot of websites that you can get discounts from and give you the code, then when you check out, you type the code in for the discounts and it’s done. Apple Store does do discounts for students.

[twitterlols]

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

There are 3 bullet holes in my room. One grazed my arm. I am writing this post from the hospital.

I live in an apartment with my mom and my 9 year old sister. Our neighbors are drug dealers and have been terrorizing us since they moved next door. They fought their dogs in our yard. They shot my moms car windows out. They verbally threatened to assault my mom. And tonight, our apartment was caught in their crossfire. About 5 bullets penetrated our apartment, there were a total of about 30-40 gunshots I heard in all. 3 of those bullets entered the apartment right next to my bed, where I was sitting then the gunshots began. If I hadve ducked even 10 seconds later than I did, I would’ve taken 3 bullets to directly to the torso.

We have reported their activities to police three times, and all three times nothing was done. None of the officers even went over to their apartment to ask any questions. They always came in, stayed for a few minutes and listened, then left. I even showed them video evidence of the dogfights they’d have in our yard, which i would insert here but it is too graphic to show and I don’t want my identity out there. and still nothing was done.

We cannot live like this any longer. We need a new home. My mother is an entrepreneur and makes our living solely on ebay. She does well, but we still do not have any money leftover and things are always tight. I don’t have a job, I quit my job to take care of my aging grandmother who lost mobility about three months ago. We need a miracle. I am too afraid to go back to that place. I don’t know what we can do, but money talks and if we can put enough money down, we can get a small rent to own house in a better neighborhood. On top of this, I don’t have health insurance, and the bill for my er visit is looming.

Please. I saw my sister scream “I don’t wanna die” as my arm bled and I held her to try to comfort her as the shots were still firing. I don’t wanna see that again. We cannot stay here and wait for something worse to happen. If there’s any way anyone can help us, even $1, please please please I am begging you, find it in your heart to do so. And even if you can’t or don’t want to, if you’re from the u.s., help us by using your voting power to get these fucking guns off the streets and out of the hands of people like the ones who nearly killed me today.

My paypal email is [email protected] Thank you so much for your time, and god bless.

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

Guys, this post has slowed down quite a bit, and we’re so so close to getting the down payment for the house, we’ve talked to the company and with my mom and my money combined with the money we’ve raised we’re only $250 away from the initial payment to move in! If you can reblog please help! It’s very much appreciated! My mom and I appreciate everyone who’s sent messages and reblogged and donated we really do. We’re soooo close to this we’re soooo close

video evidence of the incident

paypal: [email protected]

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

still far behind what we need to move…still looking at that fucking evil man’s face every single day….i just wanna move and live like a normal person and not have to worry about where i live being a hellhole that’s all i want.

[some-random-stoof]

I don't know what a paypal email is.

[writing-in-the-grave]

Being a writer means having like 5 baby name websites bookmarked, a very suspicious browser history, and a vast amount of knowledge about seemingly random topics like when stop lights were invented or how much blood you can loose before passing out.

[halfarsedhermit]

Spent the last two days working on this little archery guide in art and writing. Considering the rise in popularity of archers in pop culture this hopefully  comes in handy for a bunch of fandoms.

[art--felt]

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

[wishyroses]

SHIT WHAT

[teal-deer]

Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.

I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.

[freewillandphysics]

This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things. 

Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.

[samthe-onion-nigga]

I looked it up, cuz that tidbit was dope to me and..

[skyakafreckles]

Never would have known

[jujurika]

[apersnicketylemon]

Full offense, but if your coping mechanism involves hurting others, or other people are hurt as a result of your coping, then it is in fact a shitty coping mechanism that you need to get rid of, and the people you hurt have every right to be angry with you and call you a shitty person.

[thetrashmouthclub]

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[acutelesbian]

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

[fat-thin-skinny]

this fucks me up every single time

[acutelesbian]

I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I’ve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.

After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, “is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?” We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we’d never have a lasting relationship of any sort.

She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.

Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the “feeling of love” had vanished or faded and they weren’t happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.

The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.

The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.

Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I’ve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I’ve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.

I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.

[conceitedtrash]

This is so fucking important and I think it’s something I needed right now