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What kind of energy is it when you roll into the work parking lot blasting music, but the music is A Whiter Shade of Pale by Procol Harum?

#It wasn't that loud #It's just funny to me

sweartrek

I just found out that Painter Man by the Creation was also covered by Boney M. Admittedly, I had forgotten this song until, like, last night, but my delight is immeasurable.

No one cares but me, but I'm still happy.

#mod music #The Creation #boney m

My 8 year old daughter, on the size of the orc army: I guess a wizard could make an army thst big using a copy spell, but it would probably make him really tired, so he'd have to go to bed early. Unless he had an energy spell. Or some of Daddy's coffee.

#lotr movies #lotr

You know what? It's really fucked up (and completely realistic) that the Ents didn't give a shit about what Sauron and Saruman were up to until their trees were burned.

Sam is Tom Barker, the Fourth Dogtor. And he hates us.

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My biggest brush with internet fame, via my pup. Sam is still with us, barely, at age 14.5. We find ourselves looking through his old Tumblr as it seems like age is finally catching up with him.

#corgi #corgi of the north #sam vimes #doctor who #fourth doctor

homunculus-argument

There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.

Anyway what I'm saying here is that every once in a while whenever you find yourself in a situation where nobody else is willing to agree with something that you consider the most obvious truth, take a moment to meditate on the possibility that perhaps they do mean what they say, and perhaps they are right. Maybe nobody else but you wants to fuck the heron.

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And now I've added "(not a) heron-fucking situation" to my personal lexicon.

#Heron-fucking situation