I'll be at Shield

Name:Olivia Clearence level:10 Long time fan of many things, open to suggestions. Currently behind in season two of shield. I'm a programmer, artist, author, designer, and lover of knowledge. My ask box is always open to all.

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[eyeballsarchive]

Some gems from the Ace and Aro jokes twitter

(sorry if any of these have already been posted, I know I saw a post with some tweets from them but couldn’t remember if these were on it or not)

[maleksrami]

[fishingboatproceeds]

This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going to do it in a way that shows you that I am funnier than you are.” And Gus is momentarily defensive and then like, “Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.”

Nat improvised that line, by the way. Such a great actor. He’s going to be so amazing as Q in Paper Towns.

[1-800youwish]

did… did he just praise his own movie again….

[cyberarze]

when was the last time a NON-BLIND guy made fun of a BLIND guy in a teen romance movie? Ever? I don’t think it has happened ever

[giraffepoliceforce]

HE PRAISED AN ACTOR FOR IMPROVISING A LINE DOES IT NEVER FUCKING END WITH YOU PEOPLE.

[polyjewspotion]

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

JOHN GREEN IS NOT A DIRECTOR. HIS PRAISE OF THE MOVIE IS OUT OF ADMIRATION OF THE ACTORS, DIRECTOR, AND PRODUCERS. NOT OUT OF SELF-PRAISE. HE ONLY WROTE THE NOVEL; EVERYTHING ELSE WAS OUT OF HIS CONTROL

[beben-eleben]

A Summary of Marvel Movies

[soloquiero-jugar]

[gayliencontact]

Was that last one really necessary

[tenoko1]

It really was.

[jwasontodd]

[unheard-of-silence]

#that ‘hahaha’ was tinged with murder

[onlytwitterpics]

[somebodysdoctor]

friend: im having a problem with this person

me: kill them

friend: no

me: then i will kill them FOR you

friend: NO

[gryffon]

im sry if you ever see me reblogging text posts as links, if i do im on mobile bc u know that's the bad shit id never pull on U guys if I had a choice

[kehlso]

[stfanys-deactivated20160703]

[hiddlesy]

[cloisteredself]

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

[psychoactivelectricity]

Different densities of liquids

[yellowfangofstarclan]

[quatral2]

a must reblog for the scientific community

[dontdontdontdont]

it took me a solid minute to figure out what the hell they meant by die

[wackd-archive]

The abstract concept of death is less dense than maple syrup but more dense than milk.

[scaredywolf-blog-deactivated201]

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.

[thisisnowgone-deactivated201308]

You have to at least ship their friendship.

[themarchrabbit]

It’s because Luna leaves him alone. Harry feels upset? Luna talks about her newest theory on whatever magical creature she believes exists. He feels down and depressed? Luna distracts him by talking about Amazon river spirits. Luna gives Harry what he needs, in that she reminds him he is not the center of the universe. That’s what he wants. Harry never wanted to be the savior of the Wizarding World. He never wanted any of it, and he hates that his parents died for a prophecy about him, and he hates thinking about his miserable childhood.

Everyone else keeps accidentally reminding Harry of who he has to be.

Luna is so absorbed in knowing she never once cares about his name as a legend. He’s Harry, her nice friend who holds her shoes for her when she wants to walk barefoot in the woods so she doesn’t startle the moss-people.And he never complains about her oddities, like so many people, and she appreciates that.  And for him, she’s Luna, the friend who just needs him to hold her shoes for her. Luna never wants anything from him but for Harry to hold her things and listen to her talk and give his own input to her theories, mad as they might be at times. When Harry is with Luna, it’s always these quiet, content moments. She’s a bit mad, yeah, but she gets him. And he gets her.

Harry will fight anyone who calls her “Loony Lovegood”. Even though she doesn’t care, he does.

[awesomepeoplehangingouttogether]

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters

[notabukkitofcelestialintent-dea]

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE

[theforce]

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

[gonzothegr8]

#if you act dominant the eyeliner will respect your authority#liquid eyeliner has a complex social structure similar to that of wolves and you must show it who the alpha is#it’s you #YOURE the alpha

[hobbit-feels]

As a legit, professional makeup artist for going on two decades, this is 100% verifiably true. 

[fleshmuncher]

Ok but imagine supernatural. But with drake and josh.

[spollie]

"This is the worst day ever." "Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?" "No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL"

[somebodysdoctor]

Interviewer: do you have any regrets?

Me: one time I signed a petition on change.org and now they won't stop emailing me