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teenagerposts

certan

thatfunnyblog

this is my favorite picture of Kris Jenner

urban-bohemian

“That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.” – Tyrion Lannister

yuemodem

友達以上，恋人未满。（tomodachi ijou, koibito miman）

More intimate than friendship, but less than love.

fijiooz

yasemblr

nqthqn-blog

ordering pizza

so-super-fucking-fit-blog

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

lizzywhimsy

You know you’re a historian when:

You can’t let go of an incident that happened over 100 some years ago

You have personal beef with dead historical figures

Especially if said historical figures trash talked your fave

If you visit a historical graveyard you trash talk at that person’s gravestone as if they can hear you

nedafeedinghope

clanni

plasmalogical

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

plasmalogical

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

fantasising-about-escape-blog

ratbrick

OHMYGOD.

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

dirtinthenails

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

swanofmischief

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

radical-sin-deactivated20140212

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

enregize-deactivated20180729

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

arsenalqueened-deactivated20150

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

underneath-corktrees

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

murdock

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

girlyghosty

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

strawberryoverlord

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!