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awesomacious

Inspired by a post I made on another thread, I’m just so happy to be included!

Wow I have not been on tumblr for a hot minute jfc anyways I’m bored and have nothing to do hi

muppetlesbian

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

justforthearticles

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

wishful-thinkment

“Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

“…what’s troubling you, kid?”

sequoiajune

I notice when you like 20 of my posts in a row, I hope y'all realize.

paddysnuffles

And I love it.

fslut

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

bigleoenergy

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

fslut

Oh i would never claim this wasn’t the bop of the century. I have taste

candiikismet

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

ororomunroedontpullout

Finally some good children’s content

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

my neopets lapsing into hysteria because i haven’t fed them for sixteen years

stayonthetentacle

@sumisuchan @abyssuminvocatus

im-in-way-2many-fandoms

This slaps.

skeppsbrott

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

toastoat

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

bebeocho

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”

dangerously-human

This is a man who knows what he’s about.

god-of-sporks

he’s a bard

fanofmostshtuff

I didn’t notice the fork on his bow until PICKED IT UP AND ATE IT. THEN PROCEEDED TO PLAY THE KAZOO AFTER.

valtsv

it’s an unwritten rule of creating fan content that there will always be someone who comes up with some ridiculously goofy fanon, and at least one other person who directly contradicts this with the most soul-crushing angsty headcanons and in response

valtsv

#tumblr calling me out today #angst or crack???#it really depends on my mood

vodkasam

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This is an acephobia free zone <3

hispreciouslittlestar-blog

o'course :)

airbenderedacted

badjokesbyjeff

Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings

The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.

So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”

“Not quite”, says Mr. Trump, “that would be an accident.”

A little girl raises her hand: “if a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explained the president. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”

The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? “

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, “If Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!” exclaimed Mr. Trump. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”

“Well’, said little Johnny, “because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”

satans-personal-inkwell

I didn’t even read the url and I fucking knew it was Jeff

31st

HELP

the-captain-daddy

💀💀💀💀💀

arcampbell94

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂

that-twink-over-there

OH MY GOD

im-in-way-2many-fandoms

Y’ALL

prideknights

[Part 5] Previous parts: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

caffeine-or-death

That third panel though

fanofmostshtuff

I love that sometimes I’ll just come across Pride Knights randomly and it just makes my day every time it happens

catchymemes

Fisheye Placebo by Yuumei

coffinwlw-deactivated20191114

HEY SO LOTS OF PPL DONT KNOW THIS BUT THE ARTIST WAS SHADOWBANNED FROM INSTAGRAM AFTER POSTING THIS!!!!

PLEASE SUPPORT THEM!!

nomehablen2

i hate monopoly it is like some old white guy was sitting around and then thought to himself, what if we could make capitalism fun? well you tried and you failed dipshit

astrophobe-deactivated20131016

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_board_game_Monopoly it was actually created by a Georgist to illustrate the principle that rent makes landlords richer and tenants poorer. She designed it to be incredibly not fun, to show that if you don’t own property you experience an inevitable foreseeable slow dwindling of your resources until you eventually go bankrupt. She figured that through Monopoly people would be so bored and frustrated that they would understand how terrible the system of rent is

Then Parker Brothers patented it, mass-produced it, people bought it because people have terrible taste in games, and the original creator experienced an inevitable foreseeable slow dwindling of her resources until she died impoverished and obscure

hestmord

society is a horrific parody of itself

blackcollarcitizen-deactivated2

No wonder this game makes me aggressive

babayagay

Her name was Elizabeth Magie and her game was stolen by Charles Darrow.

Darrow went bankrupt after the 1929 Stock Market Crash, so when he saw his neighbors playing the game, he copied down the instructions, and published his own version of the game.

Then he sold it to the Parker Brothers who popularized the game. Darrow became a millionare within the year. Despite this, Hasboro currently lists him as the sole creator on their website.

Magie was amazing, and not just for her game. She liked to mock societal standards of the time through theater and even made national headlines mocking the institution of marriage. She supported herself until her mid 40s, proving that marriage was not the only option for women, before tying the knot herself.

Elizabeth Magie is attributed with this, “Girls have minds, desires, hopes, and ambitons.” Dont forget her name.

smitethestate

This is the saddest and most representative of the United States thing ever.

dexer-von-dexer

Magie actually had a second set of rules for a more fair game to show how the system could be improved. The game was meant to be unfair to illustrate the unfairness of runaway capitalism at first, and then switch to a new set of rules, which provide a much more even playing field (and a much more fun game). Darrow scrapped this second ruleset when he stole it, eliminating the teaching purpose and also all the fun. Here’s the original rules, with the second ruleset included

noping-out-deactivated20241117

Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.

noping-out-deactivated20241117

Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already another passenger’s wheelchair in that closet, they have violated federal law.

CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)

“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”

Source

This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.

thefreakhasgreeneyes

@annieelainey you should share this with your followers! This is important info!!

coolmanfromthepast

To my mutuals on wheels, print out the law before you fly and whip it out at the gate if they don’t accomodate your wheels.

typical-atheist-scumbag

Thanks a lot for posting this, bro! Flying while crippled is already difficult enough without people pulling this kind of shit. Also, make sure that if there is a piece of your wheelchair or something important missing off of it, that you make a big fucking deal out of it! I’ve had pieces fall off of my wheelchair and nearly lost a decoration I had on it that meant a lot to me because people were careless with my chair. Don’t let them mistreat your wheelchair.

prismatic-bell

Non-wheelchair folks:

Now that you know, speak up.

You never know when you’re going to see someone who needs an ally.

theflyingheadb

Just for clarification, is this:

what a “onboard closet” is? Or Is it something else?

noping-out-deactivated20241117

That’s the overhead stowage. Any plane with 100 seats or more that is either flying to, from or within the USA or flying anywhere in the world if the airline is based in the US must either have a separate closet in the cabin for wheelchairs or else strap your wheelchair to the seats (even if they have to take passengers off the plane to fit it in). Most opt for a closet.

Here’s an example of the smallest allowable wheelchair closet with a wheelchair in it.

The closet must by law be labeled as a wheelchair closet even though the flight attendants will often claim it’s the “first class closet” or the “flight attendant luggage closet.” Sometimes it‘s labelled with a wheelchair symbol and sometimes it’s spelled out in words.

If your wheelchair fits in the overhead you can also choose to put it there if you prefer. People who have a rigid manual wheelchair often put all the removable pieces (back, wheels, etc.) in the overhead if they’re on a plane with a small closet so only the frame is at risk under the plane. 24” wheels which are standard for a manual chair fit into the overhead. By law you can take up as much overhead space as you need for medical equipment and it doesn’t count against your carry-on allowance. Here is a pair of 24” wheelchair wheels in the overhead.

On a plane with a larger closet a rigid wheelchair can go in the wheelchair closet. Here’s a larger wheelchair closet with a rigid chair in it.

Pediatric rigid wheelchairs will often fit in the small wheelchair closet so if you have a small chair it’s worth trying to see if it will fit. Don’t take the flight attendants’ word for whether your chair will fit in the closet. They have no idea and they will basically always say any chair will not fit.

Here’s a wheelchair strapped to a row of seats on a plane that did not have a wheelchair closet.

[ID; Previous post: A photo of the overhead stowage on a plane. This post photo 1: A small wheelchair closet with a folded wheelchair in it. Photo 2: A close-up of a small sign saying “Priority for wheelchairs and other assistive devices.” Photo 3: Overhead stowage on a plane with a pair of 24” wheelchair wheels lying flat and taking up the whole compartment. Photo 4: A larger wheelchair closet with a rigid manual wheelchair with the wheels removed and the back folded down stowed in it. Photo 5: A row seats on a plane with a folded wheelchair standing lengthwise on the seats and strapped in using the seatbelt.]

noping-out-deactivated20241117

@vbatheflyinghead I wrote an entire response post up on this for you. Also wheelchair closets do have doors, and they are often closed during boarding so you might not even notice the wheelchair closet is there unless you’re specifically looking for it. On some larger planes I’ve been on the wheelchair closet is in the galley, so you wont see it unless you’re in the galley (which most passengers never are).

kyojinsenshu

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

afrowitchcraft-deactivated20180

AND THAT IS THE TEA

tacticalpineapple

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

im-in-way-2many-fandoms

This slays me every time.

systlin

I’M DYING

tomyfancy

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

strutsonicely

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

systlin

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it.