They call me Gi 🙃

[irinagudronchik]

[bidoof]

exeggcute and exeggutor’s english names always pissed me off and confused me cause exeggcute’s name is a pun of “execute” and i guess they wanted the word “cute” in it but then exeggutor DOESN’T have the c even though it’s a pun of “executor” which still has a c in it so what the fuck. i can never keep it straight

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

Bidoof’s name always pissed me off because it’s dumb as shit and also stupid

[bidoof]

[imanes]

i love this trend of calling ppl “queen of …” its so positive i hope it never dies

[chessys]

queen of positive meme discourse

[irinagudronchik]

[justinconda]

[troyemell]

[thabiebsswag]

[someiconicshit]

Mom: why did you spend $80 on a water proof phone case?

Me: shower nudes obviously

[theconnorfanta]

[theanomex]

Gargling with Tyler Oakley

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

me

[memegod]

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

what do you like in a guy you would date? personality and physical wise. also do like abs?

I’ve never dated a guy before so this is like a hypothetical ideal one :P My ideal guy would be taller than me at least by 3  inches. His hair color wouldn;t matter, though i love blonde and brunette. He could be tanned and I would like him to be toned. Not like ultra muscley but like toned. He would be a cliché romantic and he would like rom coms and we would go on and on about our passions. I would listen to everything he was passionate about and he the same with me, no matter what either of us like. He’d be intelligent and could hold a conversation. He gets my pet peeves and I his. He would be creative and we would do creative things. I could learn some things from him and I could teach him things as well. He’d also have a hella good fashion sense and beautiful hair style… lol those two should have been mentioned earlier lol

[someiconicshit]

Your pet’s called Peeves, I’m crying TnT 

[iamchloejean]

If this isn’t me

[mitchys-deactivated20251015]

we’re alike you and I, two blue hearts locked in our wrong minds.

[actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv]

[wittyusernamed]

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

[rocketxsurgeon]

OH MY GOD

[teaandtime]

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

[manynamedshe]

I love octopuses so, so much.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

[vin-goghsts]

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

[louisjosten]