Doing ok

Always up to talk~ message me if you'd like.

[games-for-gamers]

When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right

[kvistwig]

gemmy sent me to this ans my flu has only gotten woaerse and im laughing my fuckin ass off trying to comprehend this

[sacrlflce]

COME ON SUCKER LICK MY BATTERY

[macleod]

This had been one of my favorite songs for like two years happy its finally getting some appreciation on here

[somekindofplant]

switching blogs

ok so even tho this isnt technically my main blog because I didn’t create it first when i first started using tumblr I have been using it that way for the past several years. That being said, I’ve decided to switch back to using my “main blog” as my actual “main blog” again if that makes any sense. I’m not deleting this one tho but i am going to stop using it (idk if I will ever come back to it). So if any of yall still wanna follow me the blog I’m going to be posting on now is “somekindofphony” ....

I feel like this is terribly worded and is written in a rambling style but ... oh well. 

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via drinksmcgee)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I think the reason why some people miss School is because its hands down the most consistent social environment you’ll ever be in

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[yavn]

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[hallwinter]

comedian on stage: tells joke 

audience: JHEGJGHGEJG 

comedian, now crying: how to you say that with your mouth

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Mood

[thenathanzed]