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[somekindofdosti]

-- Two Goobers, One Bike

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...Dosti.

These two are a goddamn menace. And also very gay for each other.

Good for them.

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[m0uthbr3ather]

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

[rocknrolla13]

this is beautiful

[echogracebeloved]

FMA Ch 17: We All Fall Down

Find Me Again - Chapter 18 - echo_grace - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

The sh*t gets deeper

[somekindofreblog]

Everyone go read my friend's fic. It features this adorable shitweasel:

And this loser with a hirsute bat signal stuck to his upper lip (seriously I hate this moustache):

Also features:

Great Writing!

An actual plot

This guy:

And most importantly:

Go Read It Now!

[somekindofdosti]

-- Devil & Sea

Rama Raju, your choices constantly disappoint. No sympathy for you.

(You already got way more than you deserved from the narrative).

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I'm always left feeling conflicted about this moment when watching the movie. Because on the one hand, it's a strong performance moment from a capable actor, and I appreciate that. However, from a writing and story standpoint, the second half tried to cheerlead for Rama Raju's objectionable decisions, tried to paint them in a self sacrificial light, to such an egregious degree, that I just begin to resent it.

It is costing Ram emotionally. That's undeniable.

But the emphasis on that, at the expense of acknowledging how badly Ram's actions have affected others - Bheem, Malli, Lacchu, the Pashas etc - is what makes me disappointed with everything post interval. I adore Komuram Bheemudo - it's the one saving grace, and my favourite scene in RRR - but it's not enough to make up for the ways the story faltered and became so one sided. It's this unfortunate lack of balance in the narrative that destroys the potential for truly compelling storytelling.

I wish we would have gotten a moment between Bheem and his friends, and seen their side of things. Instead, we only got to see them through the eyes of Sita - barely more than a prop, and wholly an extension of Ram - who then immediately came to their rescue. Her heroism and the injury she sustained in rescuing them, and then the way she lionised Ram's mission, undercut any signifigance from Bheem and Co's experience.

Their suffering was rendered small, insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Bheem was made to devalue his own, entirely justifiable, actions and emotions. And don't get me started on how much I despise Bheem being made to question his intelligence for not being telepathic and somehow figuring out Ram's demented and nonsensical grand plan.

And as much as I can speak about other interpretations of what was presented on screen, and chart out emotional journeys for the characters that allow everyone the dignity of having their experiences acknowledged, I have to admit, the storytelling faltered here for me. Big time.

Just having a balance between fire and water would have elevated both of them. Bheem actively making a choice to forgive despite all we have seen him and his kin suffer, would have done a lot to elevate the story. But alas. We got a deus ex exposition machina in the form of Sita, and no one ever questioned the logic or ethics of Ram's moronic actions. We were just told Ram was right and noble, Bheem was uneducated and tribal for not understanding him, and therefore, Ram needed to be rescued and have his goal fulfilled for him.

I swear I'm not bitter.

[somekindofreblog]

I still stand by every word I wrote.

[enigma-the-mysterious]

The RRR English dub must be categorised as a hate crime and everyone involved in the translation must be jailed

[somekindofreblog]

Bheem's characterisation was absolutely butchered in that ungodly affront to all that is pure and good in this world.

Because Bheem is a genius. He's an incredible tactician and strategist. A clever, incisive and intelligent man who is articulate and erudite and brilliant.

But apparently, in that piece of shit attempt to appeal to English speakers, the makers deemed it okay to erase these core traits and turn Bheem into a dumb savage who speaks like he's been lobotomised.

The way they massacred my boy is unforgivable.

(And don't even get me started on the implications of doing this to the character who is from a native tribe that's culturally devoid of any whiteness (or upper caste Hinduism), and who does not speak English in the movie).

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[neengareadynaaready]

Lava looking very sad, hopeful, and symbolically the angelic triplet in Jai Lava Kusa (2017).

This movie is just Jr NTR aka Tarak flexing how versatile of an actor he is. The dynamic and chemistry of the brothers is what carries this movie from top to finish, all because the script gave them such distinct and different personalities and Tarak played each one to perfection.

[aropride]

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

[aropride]

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

[duckbunny]

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

[echogracebeloved]

Find Me Again Ch 16: Wading in to Drown

Find Me Again - Chapter 17 - echo_grace - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

The end begins with everything officially going wrong.

[burningsheepcrown]

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