So, this post's targeted audience is actually Brazilians. However, my blog is all written in English and I didn't want to break that streak so it's gonna be in English after all.
So, what does your classical Brazilian novel says about you? (I'm Roasting all of you in this one)
• Dom Casmurro, by Machado de Assis — You're either a Portuguese graduate who swears up and down Bentinho was gay or uses this book to showcase your mysoginy
• Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas, by Machado de Assis — You're either a Philosophy graduate or you think you're oh so intellectual when you're actually just a bore who doesn't know what you're talking about
• Capitães da Areia, by Jorge Amado — You make everyone cautious at first but you actually have an awesome personality (or you have Peter Pan syndrome).
• Anything by Clarice Lispector — You're either a very annoying 20 year old woman with a deep identity crisis or a 50 yo woman in a deep aging crisis
• Auto da Compadecida, by Ariano Suassuna — you are the best type of person to ever exist and I love you
• Vidas Secas, by Graciliano Ramos — You're depressive, have a dog and will never recover from Baleia's death
• O Cortiço, by Aluísio Azevedo — You give very masculine vibes (even if you're a woman)
• Macunaíma, by Mario de Andrade — You're racist or smokes a lot of pot, that's no one's favorite
• Quarto de Despejo, by Carolina Maria de Jesus — You're poor, politically engaged and can't stand people who go to Búzios on vacation and can't understand that other people can't do the same (tbh, same)
• The Poems of Gregorio de Matos — you don't give up a fight, you love gossip and your favorite hobbie is roasting people for free
• O Guaraní, by José de Alencar — you're definitely not an indigenous person.
• Noite na Taverna, by Álvares de Azevedo — You're a goth and a good goth, a very Brazilian goth and I love you
• O Quinze, by Lygia Fangundes Telles — You're obsessed with the military dictatorship time.
• Hilda Furacão, by Roberto Drummond — You're a communist or the soap opera is your entirely personality (or both and tbh, same as well)