Behold, Robbe Downey Junior!
Explanation: Robbe means seal in German
How did this come to be? Well I'm glad you asked. There's a perfectly logical reason.
I heard a conversation between Iron Man and someone else in Marvels Rivals where Tony called himself caustic. I haven't heard the word before, so I googled it. Apparently, it can also mean the way that light refracts through an uneven surface like a magnifying glass (that way you can burn things, hence the name) or the surface of water. The moving water surface creates a pattern of uneven rings on the ground beneath. That made me think of a random tumblr post I've seen the day before with a picture of a seal whose fur imitates the pattern of the water surface.
The area of my brain in charge of puns activated and said "hehe, that means the seal is caustic" as in it can be a sarcastic little bitch like Tony Stark because it has a cool fur pattern. So I drew a crappy beard on the picture of the seal, laughed about it and called it a day....
Until the next day, where I was bored out of my mind in a uni class and decided to draw something. The seal was still on my mind, so I started with a vaguely seal shaped blob and kinda mindlessly added colours, trying to copy the reference pic. And suddenly it looked amazing in the end??? Why am I only capable of drawing something with good colours when I don't think about what I'm doing?
Anyway, here are some progress pics of my beautifully camouflaged and bitterly sarcastic boi










