hey. it's me.

Elle. 17. Reader. Perpetually tired. John Green is my ideal human. I reblog things that are applicable to my mundane daily struggle. Let's be friends.

[hush-syrup]

If you’re happy in a dream…does that count? The happiness–does it count?

From The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy (via rlyrlyugly)

[someridiculoususername]

Hey who's INFJ?

[someridiculoususername]

I forgot I had tumblr

[420moshdad]

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

[nuditea]

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

[someridiculoususername]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[matberninger]

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

[soygio]

my best miley cyrus impersonation

[theestrawhat]

[nilstravels]

 as-seenon-tv:

This is better then my whole blog

[fjdskljgsd-deactivated20140311]

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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[mermaidtreasures]

always and forever

[jakeforjesus]

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

[loudmouthed-deactivated20140204]

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

[britishtoatea]

I am crying

[joshanddrake]

[partypeopleinthehouse1]

DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!

[maraghsummer-deactivated2018042]

[misguidedmerman]

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10