The one and Only

Why am I like this

[vampiricdoodles]

Damn the tracks sure are bumpy huh

[nerdcalendar]

April 7, 2026 - The Moment

On April 7, 2026, all humans suddenly, without explanation, became immortal. They stopped dying. They stopped aging. They stopped being able to conceive babies. Fifteen thousand years later, they would still have no idea why this came to pass.

The date became known as “The Moment.” Over the next few thousand years, these humans would solve all of their problems. War, poverty, disease, and Lunchables would become extinct ideas. They would develop nanites to prevent catastrophic accidents. They would finally perfect space travel and visit a neighboring solar system…only to find it barren.

After thousands of years of discovery, humans became bored. They had achieved everything they ever wanted, and had nothing left to look forward to except a theoretical eternity of life; at this point they had also disproven the theory of the heat death of the universe.

So they instead focused their existence on football.

(17776: An American Football Story, 2017) (source)

[vampiricdoodles]

Happy 10k members to the official hs discord and happy gory dinner to Nepeta

[bonesbeetle]

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

[straybird25]

[smbc-comics]

Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

[ooccouchgags]

[dynared]

There are four jokes in the span of 30 seconds and they all land. Prime Simpsons was something else.

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[valtsv]

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

[valtsv]

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

[valtsv]

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

[spice-ghouls]

[punkrorschach]

i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

[punkrorschach]

reminds me of that post where that person asked their mom what everyone did before GPS and she answered "we got lost a lot more"

[yuriinullification]

The nostalgia for Skype is so fucking funny. Like come on. Even now discord is objectively better than it ever was. Skype was genuinely dogshit and anyone trying to pretend like it wasn't either never used it or has completely forgotten what it was like

[parasitoidism]

Was trying to find a specific tweet but this search term is suggesting a reactionary Doug Walker

[jeekoftheweek]

[zalxander]

[mangonetics]

Hellooooo I am the nostalgia fascist, I selectively remember and misconstrue it so you 🫵 can be angry at something

[girlnephew]

this is the tweet you were looking for by the way

[apricior]

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freakinasheet]

[ominous-signs]

This one is for you Tim.

[tonyzaret]

[darkluz43]

This time it's Jarrett Allen

[candyredterezii]

Where do you fall on the Doomed Time Loop Star Crossed Romance video game timeline