What A Lovely Day To D E C A Y....

A collection of forbidden thoughts and knowledge of hidden worlds. Trying to fill the world with high quality cursed energy

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Read this post to be entered into the prize raffle.

The top prize is an eternal feeling of unease whenever someone mentions the word egg. You will know when/if you have won.

[mapsontheweb]

Most common surname in the United States by state

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These are the new us state names. There are only six states now.

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Nipples the clown.

[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[simonalkenmayer]

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[nexstrik]

Just a reminder that AfterEllen has been taken over by TERFs and they aren’t even like, trying to hide it anymore.

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unova had some of the most complex, most interesting pokemon designs in the entire series. you cannot change my mind

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these are all fucking bangers AND the two cover legendaries are cool as fuck. not even mentioning that it has easily one of the best plots

[just-shower-thoughts]

The human body is really quiet given everything it does.

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Not mine. ;)

[dappermouth]

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge

[wern]

interesting how capitalists constructed a system where the only way to get compensation for being wronged or cheated is to sue, but they made suing so inaccessible to poor people that it’s literally a stereotype that only rich, upper-class people sue. furthermore any time someone does successfully sue a corporation, the story is manipulated to discredit the litigator and strengthen the masses’ beliefs that suing is bad and greedy so they shouldn’t do it

[pukicho]

I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” 

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I may or may not be a horrible act, but, I am, at least, a committed one

[elektronx]

Shedding! 🦎

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a lion will never know that a squid is a thing

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Not if I have anything to say about it

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Coughing cocks

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Imagine the following:

Vaginal sneeze.

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Why would you think it wise to hand me a knife?

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The fact that I cannot be killed, is, indubitably a disappointment to both of us.

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Enchilada caprese