over a decade late to this fucking fandom

spn blog. castiel stan. he/him

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

bro dean looked his dad in the eye and said “i have a family” and he was talking about his masc angel bestfriend and their nephil son. he looked his father and said i don’t want a wife and kids because i

[stainedglasscas]

Imagine being a pretentious teenager walking into a record store with ur friends and u are greeted by this gruff lumberjack lookin guy who is actively aggressive towards u if u buy music released after 1980 but then this dude standing the the corner in a baggy trenchcoat says hey babe can u put on Britney and the lumberjack guy changes the song to toxic without a moments hesitation

[stainedglasscas]

Oh and u go in again the next week and an even larger lumberjack lookin guy comes in and gives the shorter lumberjack a big hug and u think they look happy to see each other but then the new guy asks the store owner if he can play the strokes and the owner just gives him an absolutely disgusted look and he changes the song to heat of the moment by Asia and the tall guy immediately flees the premises.

[destiel-is-real-idgaf]

Next month you go in to check the sale section and the lumberjack is back again with a confused business man in a trench coat shopping by his side. He's walking the business man through the classic rock section, loading his arms up with a pile of records. His eyes are bright and excited. He promised the business man that he was "giving him the best education money can buy". The business man squinted at every new album, inspecting the cover art suspiciously as the lumberjack pulled him along the aisles.

A few minutes later the door opens and a young man with a chocolate bar in his hand walks in to the store. He headed for the business man and called him "dad", asking if the two men were ready to go home. The lumberjack smiled and asked if he could help his father out with the pile of records. The business man passed a few to the young man, and the lumberjack ruffled the man's hair as if he were a child, "Thanks, kiddo."

You are certain that is not a child.

He looks 30.

[deanwinchesters]

I don’t even care anymore. And you know what’s even better? I don’t care that I don’t care.

[hardcoremisery]

lost in time, like tears in rain.

[ambiguousdisorderken]

spn is fucking bananas on a stick they licherally had castiel fucking brand dean like sure okay the soul claim is outrageously poetic and romantic but also ! physically ??? ribs sigils magnificent but internal and served a specific purpose, yet the damn shoulder handprint.... for the whole world to see ?? like. that's hella gay, next question. and what Was The Reason ? im.. uff.... CASTIEL AFFIXED HIS MARK ON DEAN as in >> dean's skin says he belongs to cas –and that's a fact !! they went with the most blatant rudimentary display of ownership of all things ?? spn.. ... what the everfucking fuck

[queen-rowenas]

ok but listen, i love the thought of sam being completely done with dean and cas’s aggressive honeymoon phase, but what if sam learned to weaponize it against dean?

like they’re in the library and dean is going on about how sam’s hair products are a crime against humanity and his sense of smell, and sam decides that he’s had enough, and he gives cas The Look. and cas, not saying a word, reaches over and takes dean’s hand in his. and dean’s focus immediately zeroes in on cas and his hand, and his entire rant dies

or as they wrap up a hunt, sam spots a store that serves as a local market, but when he brings it up, dean just scoffs like yeah you can go get that hippie stuff on your own time. and sam makes eye contact with cas through the rearview mirror, and cas rolls his eyes before putting his hand on dean’s thigh and bats his eyelashes and says i’d like to go, dean and dean is immediately like yeah of course, babe

what i’m getting at is this: dean is whipped and sam deserves to weaponize it against his brother for a decade of third-wheeling

[autisticbeecas-deactivated20220]

I was born with a box.

An empty one.

All around me, my brothers and sisters, all of them had boxes.

Their boxes are empty too.

I asked how to fill it.

They said why?

They were unaware of the concept of emptiness.

To them, it did not seem that the box was incomplete.

I tried to fill mine, on my own.

Threw whatever into it.

My sister shrieked, that’s wrong.

You can’t.

You’re not supposed to.

She threw my box.

And I tried, I really tried.

But I couldn’t resist filling it.

And she threw it every time.

I’m old now.

My box is still empty, but it’s cracked and feeble.

Then I met a man.

His box was cracked and feeble too.

The difference is that,

His box was filled to the brim.

It was spilling over.

And he was trying desperately to empty it.

So I suggested

I’ll take from your box

He laughed and said

What box?

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@destieldisaster @deanshoneybee @slipper007@castiel-is-a-cat@archervale @emeraldcas@generical-idiot @casismymrdarcy@kellykline@teamfoundfamily @andzia267 @your-gay-cousin-clover @floral-cas

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[autisticbeecas-deactivated20220]

Sorry to reblog this again but I love all the analysis people are making about it

[autisticbeecas-deactivated20220]

So many people don’t know this is an Spn fanart and it’s getting out and idk it makes me happy tbf go see the different takes

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

what’s your minor Supernatural character that you’re kinda obsessed with even though the show straight up threw them away. For me I can’t pick just one so it’s Benjamin, Mick, and Missouri in that order

[samdyke]

i mean honestly its not really like lisa and dean HAD to be romantic yknow? they lived together and raised a kid together sure but it was never. yknow, i dont think it was about sex or anything i mean they had the chance to show that angle if it was and instead it was really just more about a sense of family and domesticity. i think that love - which, once again, took the form of physical closeness and living together and also having a kid - being read as inherently romantic is a little well i mean thats one interpretation but lets not really go there you know haha

[sundryvillains]

rowena macleod’s greatest hits + text posts (11/?)

[lobotomycas]

hc that certain monsters can perceive castiel's true form and get extremely freaked out when they see this idiot human wearing flannel being like "cas i brought you lavender!!"

I'm SO obsessed with this idea. certain beings see cas and they're instinctually like "this is a terrifying, ancient, all-powerful eldritch being and everyone should fear them" and then the eldritch being's harmless human ant husband shows up and scolds him for putting plates on the top rack of the dishwasher

[lobotomycas]

castiel: Ï̷̢̧̝͇̖̘̪͇̖͔̙͍̗̫̰͇̟͉̻͇͍̣͊͂̽̕̕͜͠͝͝͠ ̷̧̢̰͓̗̲̬̦̱̤̿͋̆͝A̴̢̨̨̢̨̡̨̛̛̖̞̟͚̟̗̱͖̗͍̬͈͍͊̊̏͂͐͊̊̋̐̎͑̀͠͠M̸̨̭̣̖̩̯̤̘̬̺̰̫͛͐ͅ ̴̧̨̟̻͈̜̞͍̼̰͑́́́͒͒̏̀̆͆͋͘͝Ȧ̷̢̧̳̤̜̟̘̯̖̦̜͍̯͙̩̩͔̥̘̱͕͉̬̎̉̉̀̈̋̊̇̍͐̐͊̑̈́̕̚͝N̴̙̥̳͓̳̺͓̱̰̔͆̉͒̅̋͜ ̶̧̘͕͙̹̖̱̟͈̼̬̻͇̦̬͉͜͜͝Â̵̡̢̛̮̠̹̄͐̀͊͌̆͊̓̓̆͂͂͋́̈͒̕͝͝͠Ṅ̷̨̳͚̦͎͍͓̺̘̱̮̲͓͚͚͕̙̒͝G̶̨͍͕͇̞͈̗͎͖͎͈͎̤̳͉͚̯̜͖̥̻̉̊́̃̚ͅẸ̸̢̡̦͍̜͕̪̙̹̒̅Ļ̶̜̭̼̲̥̦̉̀̇̐̽̈̍̈́̈́̓̏̏͒̆̋͑͐̇̽͝͝ ̶̺͍̞̦͙̳̟̫͎̠̤̹̈́̔̏̋̚̚Ơ̸̢̘͎̖̣̤͇̜̳̥͕͖̞͈̜̮͙̊͋̈̾̔̿̀̏͂̄̀̇̇̚͜͝͝͠ͅF̵̡̡̛̪͓͖̹̼̩̙̮̬̻̹̯̗̯͇̤͈̂̄̍̅̈́͛́̎̿͝ ̴̡̛̫͖̯͔̰̻̓́͜Ţ̷̨̡̧̘̮͕̖͎͇̜̻̯̤͔̯͈̼̝̰̹͚͙̏͐̍͐̆̍̓̂̑̍̽̑̄́̾̓̈̂͒̎̑͝H̵̩̣͖̝̱̮͔̮̖͔͉͓̅̃̊͛̓E̷̜͖̲̐́̓̕ ̴̧̡̧̢͈̘͓̹̜̳̱͈͖̭̣̺̟͓͕̺̣̻͈̽̄̎͛̒̈́̂̂̽̓͗͂̄͒̓̈́̉͑̍̕͘͜͝L̷̢̢̨̢̤̝̬̹͎͉̟͕̮̥̻̼̝͍̣̟̞̫͉͑͊́͒̾̆Ơ̵̟̻̜͎͌́̏́̍̅̊̀͝R̵̡̤̳̰͈͔̞̥͉̼̻̺̫͈̞̠̩̻͛ͅͅḐ̸̧͍̤͇̻̹̻̰̯̦͈̟͔̟̝͙͈͈̲̓̑̊̄͑̔̀͐̽̒͋̈́̽̚͝͠ͅ

monster: *cowering in fear*

dean: CAS

castiel: ÿ̷̥́̎̊̈́͝ę̵͍͈͇̞̣̩̑̂͐͆̿͒͝͝s̸̡͖͓͍͍̈́͒̎̏̑̑̇̀ ̵͍͐̽̐̌̅d̷̡̘̝̰͑̉̑͗͒e̵̜̲̰̹͙̙̿͊͂̔̌a̷͕͍̭̹̘͍̝̅̌̽̑͑r̶̦̺̖̗̤̼̄̒̆

[4x01]

i know he is genuinely intimidating in season 4 but it’s endlessly entertaining to me how they talked about cas before he appeared and then knowing him now

[4x01]

[clareguilty]

Sams heterosexuality is so fucking funny to me because any woman that comes within half a mile of the Winchesters dies a horrific death meanwhile Dean and Cas are married with a kid and sam is just stuck with them because he accidentally murdered his last 12 girlfriends and he didnt get assigned his own queerbait love interest

[dicaeopolis]

supernatural as a piece of media consistently amazes me. you've got the rock music and the leather jackets and the classic car. you've got the americana. you've got the spooky stuff. you've got the wildly complicated relationship with masculinity. and then four seasons in you add angels and demons and God and Satan. and now there's motifs of religion and hell and guilt and loving someone in the face of everything you're supposed to be. based on every single thing about it there is NO WAY this show could ever manage to be uncompelling to me. however it was made by straight men

[dicaeopolis]

I have been on this web site for more than a decade I have seen women and gays make the most gorgeous fascinating art and fiction and gifsets that are in theory based off Supernatural and then you go to watch the show and it periodically sneezes in the direction of the coolest plotline you could ever imagine and then just wanders off into the muck again. it's like having a friend who's gorgeous and smart and funny and then you meet her boyfriend and he is a worm

[dicaeopolis]

THIS ISN'T HATE it's just fascinating to me to see the potential of a piece of media so thoroughly tapped by the fanbase and so wholly untapped by the writers. you guys are doing amazing. eric krupke on the other hand

[littlewetbeast]

absolutely mesmerised by so many things regarding that little date dean and cas go on in 10x9 but most of all by dean’s face journey after cas compliments him

literally that IS the face of someone with A BIG DUMB CRUSH!!!!! who has to go ABORT ABORT ABORT and turn his face away so cas doesn’t see THE DUMB FLUSTERED SMILE he has to fight down!!!!!! literally he’s in love with his best friend he’s in LOVE!!!!!!!

[something-something-castiel]

supernatural is bad.

and yet, here i am.

[winchestergifs]

Cas? Hey. Are you okay?