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whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

sketchdeath

i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

cuntwarehouse

and with your help, it can become a reality

sketchdeath

what hath i wrought

stevencharleston

smeego-deactivated20220715

fyoggo

njoofra

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

learned today the most embarrassing spongebob reference to make if nobdy there gets it which is "the inner machinations of my mind....are an enigma" and everyone thought I was just fucking saying that

trlake-deactivated20200421

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

craigzlist

that’s pussy babe!

fluffygif

Nasturtium in her sun hat

tinderventure

Big Rip

saltykingsalty

Similar energy to that Handcuff Play story 😱

slopaganda

bee movie is cool and all but let’s discuss all these equally unnecessary animated movies that have been forgotten by the passage of time

klavierr

Mars Needs Moms is disney’s worst box office failure in history, and the fourth biggest box office bomb of all time.

aletheyass

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video