These are the times

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[childmagazine]

[childmagazine]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[bassiter2]

if you search gay bars on google it'll show you stuff just bc someone said the word gay in a review apparently

[sentada]

shes chillingggg dudeee

[valtsv]

stares at you unblinkingly with my big haunted eyes the entire time you're trying to have sex with me

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[weirdmageddon]

[eggwraith]

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

[eggwraith]

seems like this one really resonated with the artists who dont do art fandom

[rottwnflesh-deactivated20260503]

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

[videogomez]

[videogomez]

[dustsculptures]

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

[dustsculptures]

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

[saagai]

[qiyra]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

[ot3]

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

[hotvampireadjacent]

Why he just grabbing that mf?????

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

This is how I hold a blunt when there's only like three hits left in it