you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
...stop saying vondom in the tags
Don't forget to take countraception

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@somethingaboutvodka
you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
...stop saying vondom in the tags
Don't forget to take countraception
Last timeloop I gave you my heart....
but the very next day... I gave you my heart....
This year... Is the same year... I'm stuck in an endless timeloop
so true
Official Wednesday post
It's Tuesday
Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
*sexting*
me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:
She's 7 beers in.
2021 | 2024
my glorious queen sevika do it again PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Sevika's first day as a counselor
My baby standing up to the snobs that treated her people horribly for years <3333
Drag them!
you were a full time job I thought I'd never miss
made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.
her brain literally stopped working when she saw caitlyns boobs
The Aftermath
(More blood under the cut for @venomwrites specifically)
its fucking dember.