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ozempicofficial

filmphotofranz

shitter

absolute gold on Reddit today

tikkety-tok

Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.

youkoartemis

[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”

galaxywarp

Greg Universe.

anphivenas

i need to get into cars

dontsaythatillcry

they have doors which help with this

hatbabo

hearts rail

catnoli

yay! have you heard? silly mail is back!! cherry pie shark 🍒 🥧 this is a postcard and sticker reward for my silly mail members who sign up before june 1st!