The Strange Little Fish-Man

"Grahk!" The Murloc couldn't explain why, but it suddenly felt the need to thank this little human creature. Was the thing it just said a compliment, in its strange human language? Murloc had no idea, but it felt it was. Such a nice little human, on the verge of being eaten and yet still throwing out compliments. Murloc couldn't eat such a fine specimen of a being. Instead, it unfurled its tongue and licked the small human to see if it tasted the same as normal humans.

The bite attack didn’t seem to be working, the grey being was still stood perfectly still. Worse yet, it was baring its rather sharp teeth - sharper than Murloc’s own - and was making very angry noises.

Murloc, its tiny brain working in overdrive, discerned that the bite attack was not a good course of action to take. Letting go of the grey being’s arm, the Murloc lands with a “Squelch!” on the ground and begins to flail. “Grwlrwlrwlrwlrwlrwlrwlrwl! Mrrrrrgggggllll!”

honnigdachs

You blink a couple of times, and quite confused, stare at the flailing creature on the ground. You… weren’t sure of what to feel for the creature right now, but… you felt that, in part, this was your fault.

You take a couple of steps towards the flailing creature, and stops, as soon as you reach it. You crouch down, and carefully, poke the creature. “…are you okay?” You ask the creature, blinking, and poking it yet again.

This was it. The large grey thing was closing in for the kill. Murloc stood no chance against such an undefeatable mass of power. It shut its eyes tight and said its last mrrrgggllls to the gods of fishy creatures. The creature closed in. Murloc's life flashed before its eyes... And then, the creature poked it. Murloc tentatively opened one eye, staring at the large grey creature that didn't kill it. Why did it not kill the Murloc? Murloc's basic view of the world was sorely challenged by this unforseen line of events. It was making noises again, less angry this time. What on Azeroth was going on? "Grwlrwlrwl"

darkangel1438

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Murloc is the best singer.

nerderypublic

RAWGRLRLRLRRLGLRL!!!

"Grahgk!" Murloc would be a better president than any of the silly humans available.

“Grwlrwlrwl… grabababah?” The human could talk, despite it’s tiny size. More amazingly, it almost seemed to be sentient! A pity the noises the human making were just strange and random, rather than the fine eloquent language that Murloc could speak. It waddles up to the human, webbed feet splatting wetly on the ground as it walked. The Murloc reaches out with a slimy digit and prods the tiny human testingly.

abunchofoutcasts-archive

Progress,it seems! …Well,sort of. It was poking him,but Mikey didn’t seem to mind.

“You sound a tad gurgley and guttural. I need to find out what you’re saying so I can attempt to speak your language~”

The human taps something on his shirt subtly and smiles as the recorder starts working,smiling as he hopes the being will say something else.

“……..Might I ask if you have a name?”

"Braghk!" Murloc still couldn't understand the strange noises the little human was making, but it appeared to be trying to communicate. The Murloc endeavoured to continue trying to talk back to the human, but it was clear that the two had no shared means of communication. Actually, talking was boring. Murloc wondered what small human tasted like. It began to open its maw, revealing the mismatched rows of shark-like teeth. "Mrrrrgggglllll..."

The strange grey creature was attacking! Panic stations!

“GARB-TOK!” The curious fishy creature opens its inhumanly large maw of teeth and lunges for the eyed one’s arm, aiming to clamp its jaws down on the extended arm!

honnigdachs

Unsure of what the fishy creature was going to do, you stood still, and kept your arm extended. You had the slight suspicious that the small fish-like creature was about to do something when it opened its maw, but you stood still anyway.

You close your eyes, and your smile widen, “What are you-“ CLANK.

“…” You slowly reopened your eyes, and saw the creature with its teeth on your arm. You stared at it, smiling still, and after a moment, you felt one Immense wave of pain.

You kept smiling for another moment, before angrily showing your enormous pointy teeth to the creature. “…What. Are. You. Doing.” You gritted your teeth tightly, while glaring daggers at the creature, which was still biting your arm.

The bite attack didn't seem to be working, the grey being was still stood perfectly still. Worse yet, it was baring its rather sharp teeth - sharper than Murloc's own - and was making very angry noises. Murloc, its tiny brain working in overdrive, discerned that the bite attack was not a good course of action to take. Letting go of the grey being's arm, the Murloc lands with a "Squelch!" on the ground and begins to flail. "Grwlrwlrwlrwlrwlrwlrwlrwl! Mrrrrrgggggllll!"

anonwitheyes started following you

“Grahk!” It was tall. It looked humanish. Its flesh was grey as night and the only notable features were two huge piercing red eyes. Murloc has no concept of fear, but it has a very good concept of run-away-before-it-eats-you. “Grwlrwlrwlagababah!”

honnigdachs

With arms crossed, you stare down at the creature in front of you. You’ve never seen something like it before. A new Pokemon species, maybe? That could be it.

With a soft smile, you extend one of your arms towards the creature.

“Greetings,” You say, “Name’s Devon. Who, and what are you?” The creature didn’t seemed to speak your language, but… asking, and being polite couldn’t hurt.

The strange grey creature was attacking! Panic stations! "GARB-TOK!" The curious fishy creature opens its inhumanly large maw of teeth and lunges for the eyed one's arm, aiming to clamp its jaws down on the extended arm!

tastymicroandsageofsong started following you

“Garb-tok!” Murloc is startled to see such a small human. Humans normally bring weapons and fireballs and other painful things, but this human looks too small to be painful… the little fish-creature blinks a slimy eye while peering curiously at the even littler human.

abunchofoutcasts-archive

Mikey stared back,amazed by this odd cross between a reptile and an amphibian. He wasn’t sure exactly what it was,but he definitely felt the need to have to know.

“……Errr,hello there! Nice to meet you,then?”

"Grwlrwlrwl... grabababah?" The human could talk, despite it's tiny size. More amazingly, it almost seemed to be sentient! A pity the noises the human making were just strange and random, rather than the fine eloquent language that Murloc could speak. It waddles up to the human, webbed feet splatting wetly on the ground as it walked. The Murloc reaches out with a slimy digit and prods the tiny human testingly.

anonwitheyes started following you

"Grahk!" It was tall. It looked humanish. Its flesh was grey as night and the only notable features were two huge piercing red eyes. Murloc has no concept of fear, but it has a very good concept of run-away-before-it-eats-you. "Grwlrwlrwlagababah!"

tastymicroandsageofsong started following you

"Garb-tok!" Murloc is startled to see such a small human. Humans normally bring weapons and fireballs and other painful things, but this human looks too small to be painful... the little fish-creature blinks a slimy eye while peering curiously at the even littler human.

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Murloc cannot understand a word you say because of your inferior use of text, spelling and grammar.Instead, it is content to sit and poke you.Poke... poke... poke...

hie der

"Grwlrwlrwl...?"Poke... poke... this strange cloud-looking creature was coated in soft white stuff. How curious. Poke... poke... poke... The murloc is entranced!

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vakthefox

Rwlrwlrwlrwl!

That’s how you say “Hello” to a Murloc.

Alternatively, a mace, sword, dagger, staff, axe, bullet, or arrow to the face works just as well.

…Firebolts, frostbolts, shadowbolts, death-coils, Firefrost bolts, Chaos bolts, Lightning can also be deemed as supplements for above mentioned methods.