Something Witty

Matt, 20, Boston.

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October 2:

2004 – Amy Poehler makes her Weekend Update debut alongside Tina Fey as co-anchor

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February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

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Queen.

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me 1 second: im such a goddess look at my perfect body these rolls are filled with warmth and beauty i am amazing

me the nxt second: why am i so fat and greasy kms

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this picture is awful but w/e. For far far far too long I haven’t been wearing my hair the way I like or dressing or listening to the same music. I had some fuckboy tell me he didn’t like short hair or fringe bangs or this look or that band and I was totally head over heels for him so I didn’t do it. Even after he broke up with me I found myself thinking oh he wouldn’t like this. He always used to make me feel guilty for liking certain things or doing certain things BUT fuck that noise he’s so irrelevant like what a fuckboy.

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don’t tell me what to do. GOOD DAY TO YOU.

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to any and all who have a problem with my tumblr there’s an unfollow button for a reason

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WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS

A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT

POLITICS IS ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEEEEALLY INTERESTING

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No it’s about to get really boring. I’ll give you a preview… Obama: let’s do a thing. Republicans: no.

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Extended preview:

Obama: let’s do a thing

Republicans: No

Media: Obama won’t change the issues and the country is falling apart and it’s all obama’s fault

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No, I’m not sorry.

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damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

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reblog this post with a character who did nothing wrong

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