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[gailcarriger]

[mi-ciudad]

why are these assholes making ai men there are plently of irl hot guys showing their tits and ass and dick root for free

[persianmom]

[dear-julien]

@honeythingtwice

[boyanachronism]

“My eyes are up here!”

Yeah I know but your dick print is down there

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[liberalsarecool]

"That’s what makes Zohran Mamdani’s election in New York so unsettling to the old order. New York City is not just another municipality; it’s a sovereign-scale entity. Its population surpasses 38 states. Its metropolitan GDP trails only Texas and California.

It is, by any metric, a small country masquerading as a city.

It governs more lives and more wealth than most nations. If democratic socialism — housing reform, public banking, equitable taxation — functions here, it obliterates the myth that such governance can’t work at scale. The fear isn’t ideological. It’s empirical. Because if Mamdani can keep the lights on, reduce homelessness, and maintain economic growth without catering to Wall Street, then the capitalist gospel collapses under its own dead weight.

What terrifies the establishment isn’t failure. It’s feasibility.

If it works in New York, there’s no reason it can’t work in Nebraska. If it works in Queens, it can work in Kansas City. And once proof exists, belief becomes irrelevant. The ship of democracy, fully refitted, will keep sailing — and no one can claim it isn’t American."

- Jackie Summers

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i love following people with kinks I don’t have because somtimes I’m like

[cyber-angel-girl]

[whateverimhthr]

i saw the best perverts of my generation deleted by staff

[my-dailydreams]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[asphyxiated-lungs]

you could have reblogged that from me

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

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