Not Gay Porn

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[mi-ciudad]

i wanna get you so hard that you’ll need to piss but you can’t bc you’re so hard

[vorpal-bry]

..it’s time to step away from the computer, sir

[mi-ciudad]

hes only saying that bc i got him so hard that he needs to piss but he can't because he's so hard

[thememedaddy]

[officialgaryoak]

gays my work day was so annoying who wants to be naked in the woods together instead?

[minfofjsonofficial]

SSHHHIDDDD!!!

[angelicguy]

wise dream delusion and json collab

[hydroxyincubus]

9:23 pm

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[thememedaddy]

[tire-deyes]

Oh fuck Pride month is in a week. I gotta start having gay sex again

[mrsterlingeverything]

I love animals too bad theyre evil

[mrsterlingeverything]

Plants are good because they eat the pure energy of the sun animals eat each other and plans and shit … moochers. Lazy. Grow up. Evil little rats all of them. So cute too

[hungwy]

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

[allimaginedandallconceivable]

Everything about this statement turned me on……

[hungwy]

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

[goth-queen]

[sweetnommnm818-deactivated20250]

it’s okay to have unethical sexual fantasies about me in fact i encourage it!💗

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[meowsapow]

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

[depsidase]

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[chromoji]

makeout session that ends with me spitting in your mouth when