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Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Noah Kahan
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KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@sometimes-motion
why is this so fucking funny
give yourself time to grow by adam b. (prints available in my shop)
“Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor, the enemy of the people. It will keep you cramped and insane your whole life, and it is the main obstacle between you and a shitty first draft. I think perfectionism is based on the obsessive belief that if you run carefully enough, hitting each stepping-stone just right, you won’t have to die. The truth is that you will die anyway and that a lot of people who aren’t even looking at their feet are going to do a whole lot better than you, and have a lot more fun while they’re doing it.”
— Anne Lamott
Sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you’ve been ruined.
Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous (via weltenwellen)
I have and still identify with bojack, shitty life decisions included. That’s the extent of brokenness and bullshit I feel, and season 8 was such a hopeful season, and the last scene encapsulated my biggest and worst fear: to be found out.
If you look back only at your mistakes, you’d think you were an idiot. If you look back only at your wiser choices, you’d think you were infallible. But if you look back on everything, you realize you’re a human being who has been through a lot, grown a lot, is always still learning, and improving as time goes by.
Doe Zantamata (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
“At the trial of God, we will ask: why did you allow all this? / And the answer will be an echo: why did you allow all this?”
— Ilya Kaminsky, from “A City Like a Guillotine Shivers on Its Way to the Neck,” Deaf Republic (via lifeinpoetry)
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
things to not dwell on:
people who treated you badly
things you can’t change
comparing yourself to others
things to think about more:
baby animals
people who love u unconditionally
good things in your life that make you happy
days and times to look forward to
the office
“I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.”
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
(via purplebuddhaquotes)
has anyone heard of this show called the office? it just came out on netflix
wow being alive is… uncomfortable
The universe, I’d learned, was never, ever kidding. It would take whatever it wanted and it would never give it back.
Cheryl Strayed, Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail (via wordsnquotes)
#when someone apologizes to me
― BoJack Horseman, 05x06 “Free Churro”