Hajime Hinata

[sometiredguy]

(Main acc: @coffeebeanquing )

Uh… hey. Welcome to my blog. I’m Hajime Hinata. I don’t really have a title or talent, but I’ll answer your questions as best I can. This blog’s supposed to be a chill, respectful place, so please keep that in mind.

📌 Some basic stuff:

Be respectful, no hate, no weird drama, no bullying.

This is a minor-safe space, so keep it appropriate.

Mod is a minor‼️

And I’m 17, so don’t be creepy.

Don’t spam weird personal questions, please. Just… be decent, alright?

We’re all trying our best here. That’s it.

Thanks for stopping by, I guess.

[sometiredguy]

Hajimeeeee it's finally time to start that Poly relationship with Kazuichi and Gundham!!

....Oh uhm... I-I think I'll pass....

Dear sweet, Hajime! It's Pride Month! Get outta that glass closet and kiss a man!

'Glass closet'???

[sometiredguy]

I feel a bit more like myself today... I wonder why.

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

kaz would u kiss ur clone? id kiss ur clone. not u tho.

WHY NOT ME!!? I'm handsome as hell.. I'd totally kiss my clone! I'd make out with it!

[sometiredguy]

HEYYY HAJI! I’m super late I know! But I was trying to get my hands on some of these..

[had to reuse..m busy…hah..]

I’m not gonna be super sappy about whatever I’ll say .. but I’m happy we’re friends.. really dude. Anyways— happy bday!

You- really..?

....I love it.. Thank you, Kaz...

And... I'm happy we're friends too.. Despite your terrible taste in fashion and the fact you smell like a dying sewer rat half the time... You're a good guy. And one of the closest friends I got.. Wouldn't want it any other way...

...You wanna share these macaroons? Probably wont be able to eat them all on my own, and it'd be a shame to waste them.

[sometiredguy]

OMG THERE'S MORE PPL WITH JAN 1ST BDAYS?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAN 1ST ARMY 🔥🔥

January 1st army!!

[sometiredguy]

Happy new year and happy bday, you get gallons and gallons of orange juice

And a hug :3

For- for me?! Thank you!! I-

Not on my watch!

Why... WHY?!

Why?? Drinking THAT much Orange Juice is bad for you!! I'm helping you see a better less fruity future! New year new you!

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[sometiredguy]

Crap..! It's already my birthday?!

Happy birthday, Hajimmy! I got you a fidget button! Press it and absolutely nothing happens!!

Uh... I'm a bit skeptical of that... But uh... Thanks..?

Aren't you gonna press it?

Uh.. N-no? I'm just not sure I completely believe you....

Press the damn button!!! I worked hard on this present!!! Press. The. Button!!!!

Okay!! Okay! I'll press the button!!!

CLICK

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Nothing happened... Guess you were right. Sorry for doubting you...

I told ya! Aren't I just the sweetest!

@ask-kazuichi-sodaaa

[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

ack—so it was you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND NEW YEAR FOR YOU TOO! ASSHOLE! Ow that hurt-

[sometiredguy]

What exactly did I- Monokuma you said the button did absolutely nothing!!

Oh, yeah. I lied.

I'm giving the audience what they wanna see!!

People want me to explode Kazuichi???

Well, yes! They're always saying stuff like "Hajime blows Kazuichi" it's on such high demand!

Ohhhh... ...that is not what they meant at all.......

[sometiredguy]

Ah, Happy New Year and Happy Birthdayyy, my sweet adorable, HANDSOME perfect Hajime Hinata I love you so much. Also, what awaits you this year...Is a repeat of the past. That is all I'll say.

-DragonStar ❤️

Oh.. Oh no.... Please not again... I-I cant go through that again...

This guy knows how to keep things interesting! Puhuhu!

[sometiredguy]

Happy birthday.

Fun fact. You and I share a birthday. Fun coincidence.

@etsu-and-pythyro-kun

Really?? That's awesome! Happy birthday to you too then!!

Do you want a fidget button that does absolutely nothing like Hajimes too?

[sometiredguy]

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy new year to you too! And thanks!

Can't believe it's really 2026... I wonder what awaits me this year...

Puhuhu... What awaits you indeed...

That- that was creepy right?? It's not just me who found that creepy right????

[sometiredguy]

Crap..! It's already my birthday?!

Happy birthday, Hajimmy! I got you a fidget button! Press it and absolutely nothing happens!!

Uh... I'm a bit skeptical of that... But uh... Thanks..?

Aren't you gonna press it?

Uh.. N-no? I'm just not sure I completely believe you....

Press the damn button!!! I worked hard on this present!!! Press. The. Button!!!!

Okay!! Okay! I'll press the button!!!

CLICK

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Nothing happened... Guess you were right. Sorry for doubting you...

I told ya! Aren't I just the sweetest!

@ask-kazuichi-sodaaa

[sometiredguy]

Merry Christmas, I hope Santa shooes away Monokuma as your gift

That would be nice.... But it'd never happen...

Because Santa can't put his Claus on me!

I was gonna say because he isn't real.

....what?

S-S-S-Santa isn't....real..?

Awh, jeez... And to think I spent all year being good just to get on his nice list!!

I have to go... I have a lot to think about....

.....Does he really believe in Santa?

[sometiredguy]

You and who?

(And who's the bnnuy?)

Me, Kazuichi, Gundham, and Fuyuhiko.. That's something we'd do. The bunny would be Usami trying to join in and feel apart of something.

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Hey, get out!! Scram! Dont make me get the water spray again!!!

Hwa-wa!! I'm sorryyyyy!

[sometiredguy]

Hajime are you just in a harem with all the boys in your class?

Pft- Noooooooo....

[rulerofthetanakaempire]

[//OOC : happy late bday hurrah… bday art for Tanaker…]

Anyways.

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”Yo, asshole! Happy birthday .. blah blah- we fight a lot- yady Yada- whatever! Have a good birthday or- something! "

Ah-..?

......Kehehe, Souda, are you perhaps embarrassed? One must not mumble when greeting an Overlord such as I, you must know!

So speak clearly and coherently, why don't you? It would do you some good, I'm sure-! Hah! Fuwahahaha!!!

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[ask-kazuichi-sodaaa]

damn, I make this big effort to congratulate you and that just ain’T enough, Is it!?

Tsk— FINE! I SAID. I WISH YOU. A HAPPY. BIRTHDAY. YOU ASSHOLE. Is that enough? Huh? Your shitty majesty?!

Now cmon, I wanna hear you say “Thank you kazuichi!! For congratulating me on my damn birthday” ! CMON!

[sarosno1fan]

GUNDHAM BLUSHED! GUNDHAM FREAKING BLUSHED!! HAJIME, YOUR RIVAL STEALING YOUR MAN AGAIN!!!

@sometiredguy

[sometiredguy]

........3️⃣❤️❓

[sometiredguy]

hey bro u good?? You haven't done any more updates? -🌟

Yes I apologise for not being ontop of my posting😓😓 I've got a show in february and auditions for another show in just under a month and I gotta lock in😖 I will definitely try and post more after the 21st as thats when I'll be on christmas break🙏 but bare with me gang❗❗❗