elin

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the obligatory son buffer

[manchestermauler]

yeah so i do need liam to be humping noel’s belly really badly. and noel can keep his little gold chain on so he feels like he has swag. and he can vape during it too idgaf

[manchestermauler]

and liam is 4 seconds from coming and he's like "can i hit your vape pleaseeee please can i hit your vape let me hit it let me hit it let me hit it let me hit it" and noel is like "No." and then liam has the strongest orgasm of his life

[chewinggumnnails]

[queenslandsoutherngothic]

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sisters oasis posting

[izzeoftheworld]

suicidal noel gallagher? suicidal noel gallagher anyone?

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imagine they had made that man open tumblr and the first thing he sees upon searching his name is a detailed psychoanalysis of his inner shameful conflicts followed by some freakpost about him tickeling and feminzing and sucking and fucking and raping and torturing and killing his little brother

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Why have i never seen anyone on here talk about the fact that Noel named his first child after writer Anaïs Nin? Who is famously known for literature such as "Incest" and "House Of Incest" and who was openly in a sexual relationship with her father.

Edit: I stand corrected that it was actually Meg! I still find it interesting how much i can see Noel in the quotes i found

[la-confrontation]

people are always saying that liam is the crazy weird one as if noel gallagher isn't out there doing whatever he wants instead of being in jail

[shineswithyou-deactivated202408]

He said to me one night, "All your songs are about me aren't they?" I'm his muse. He lets me sing his songs, the best songs. I love him. He gave me a ticket to ride. He's not been bed friendly the last couple of days. Bed friendly? Friendly bed. Nothing to do with your wife. We're on this really like big loved up expedition and the pair of us are gonna go and build two love heart shaped igloos. He's very good looking. Oh he's adorable. I like his voice the most, I like the clothes he wears, I like his sense of humor, and I like his honesty most of all. You're the puppet you sit on my fucking knee. All I need is the Beatles and him. It was unspoken. I'm the singer and the only personal lyrics of his I'm singing is 'I've got a 12-inch cock, do you want some?' I don't mind singing that. Me and our kid like, love each other by now. We had sex last night. He's stunningly beautiful. Oh me and Liam are head over heels in love at the moment. In some countries it's illegal but when you're on the road it's fine. There's a bit that says "take me to my lover's arms", but initially it had mention of the word brother which fitted a bit better and told the story. Yes I love my brother is that a crime. I put him over my knee for that, I'll have you know. From the owner of the star of the stage. I owe my career to this man. He surprises me all the time, every day. KINKY. He won't sing unless I'm there. I'd say hello then I'd go in for the kiss. It’s biblical, innit. Cain and Abel...it’s me and our kid. Or you and me. Two people who are the opposite, who become one. As much as I need him I want him even more. Liam Gallagher's a pretty good act to give a Valentine's card to. I'll get him a fucking straightjacket. I love you too. Fuck off. Don’t do it again you little twat. Would've made sure Liam was a woman. At the end of the day we'd die for each other. You'd better ask Liam about my arse. I love him but I don't like him. I've seen Liam naked. It's taken me eight and a half years to write Let There Be Love. I miss him terribly I need his love. You're the best fucking singer there ever was! These are the best fucking songs there ever were! Why you such a miserable cunt. Do you love him? With all my heart. Yeah the same bunk bed bros 4 life. He actually became a rather nice person for four and a half hours. Do you find Liam sexy? I do yeah. The best thing in it is Liam. I love you Noel so tell me what you think. When we're onstage I just want him. It's only me and him that will ever get this.

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i reckon the reason for why we're not getting a new album isn't the pressure to hold up to their old stuff, but rather that noel realized that all his songwriting post reunion is corny ass toothrotting brotherloving ditties. and that old hater bastard can't have that, can he now

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everybody needs to start writing more emetophilia NOW im so serious

[smrtfasizm-uslobodanarodu]

Yoko Ono and John Lennon Noel and Liam Gallagher

[idigyoursoul]

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Noel: Me and Matt do our psychedelic stuff off air, y'know, where as on air we're quite respectful to each other but-

Russell: And by psychedelic stuff you mean the two of ya, on a-on a rug, kissing. Smeared with body paste.

Noel: Uh, I dunno, we don't-I just recall-

Matt: We did hold hands actually.

Noel: At the Led Zep gig, just being-

Russell: Yeah, I did hear that you held hands at the Led Zepplin gig.

Noel: Well I got him into the aftershow by saying that he was my boyfriend. And the guy that got in us didn't even bat an eyelid he went oh-wey, alright, in ya go.

Matt: Always saw that coming.

Russell: I say, that's because we as a nation are just waiting for you to come out.

[alicegoingnowhere]

EVERYTIME I OPEN TWTTER THERE’S A NEW ANGLE (it’s not enough)

guys help i think i’m gonna explode

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need to know who put him onto peak

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devastating lyrics that make me think of them

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Liam would have stigmata