Alexa

I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[smilesrobotlover]

There are some lines you just don’t cross

[yannasketches]

This virus has gotten completely out of hand. Remember to always disinfect. Wash your hands and take extra precautions! And flirt responsibly. It’ll make a world of difference ;) 

[catchymemes]

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[meanplastic]

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[caffeinated-and-confused]

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[tredlocity]

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

[tredlocity]

Youtuber: I’d like to address the recent-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Solicited nudes from minors!

Youtuber: -incident that-

Contestant 2: *BUZZ* Said a slur during a stream!

Youtuber: -occured on my trip-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Went to a foreign country and disrespected a holy place!

Host: Correct! Bonus points for guessing before the first ad spot!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Black excellence 🙏🏾

[celceta]

potion that makes you breathe

[celceta]

[thestoryandyou]

[thatwritingho]

Found a new red head for my one brain cell to obsess over

Lord help me this fandom is so small

[dfel-s]

mc: hey, you guys wanna tarot reading?

sue: these are pokémon cards

mc: you get a magikarp it means fuck you

[mallorygrayson]

Eugene: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

MC: I photosynthesize with this.

Eugene, a moronsexual: Geez you are so stupid.

Also Eugene, inside: *❤💘💖💓💜💚💙💛💓💓❤💜💙💜💙💜💘💞💖💖💖💖💙💜💚💜💞💕💙💛💛💖💞❤💚💜💚💞💙💕💕💓💗💗💕💙💜💜💙💙💛💞💖💖*

[sweetmariabear]

Same Energy

Literally the same person:

Already knows the MC

Kills off/ gets rid of the best friend

Knows how to exploit the environment around them (other characters, the game, the events)

Is unsuspecting until later on

Finally reveals ultimate plan to get with MC by getting rid of everyone else

Is sentient and self aware

If you’ll excuse me I’m going to write some dialogue between the two (is this a crackship?)