Doc Somnale

Staring up at heaven, won'drin' if I can fit it all in my mouth. 18+, 30s

[somnalesoffice]

Poly/Partnered He/Him Uncomfortably close to 40

I just post sexy fiction I write and thirst-reblog hot subs here.

I'll add more tags as I add more posts.

[somnalesoffice]

[Rob Zombie Voice]

🎶Masochist kinks

PJs off-pink

Crankin' that thing

Online Failgirl 🎶

[ricefriedshrimp]

Let's do parallel play and kiss occasionally

[hellraiserssss]

With the right person, kinks feel like a menu of your favourite ice creams. It's hard to choose which one and sometimes only one isn't enough.

[somnalesoffice]

It's a beautiful summer day, and you know what that means!

Get all dolled up in a nice sundress, get ready and wear a cute plug for me, and we'll go for a walk in the woods outside town. You can spend the whole time wondering when I'm going to stop looking with obvious intent and actually wrestle you down to fuck your ass.

[somnalesoffice]

Want to dress her in an assortment of chains. Delicate ones, nothing too weighty--certainly no moreso than the one between her collar and my hand. Chain looped loosely around her hips, chains linking piercings, chains dripping from her shoulders, down her thighs. Every movement marked by soft chiming, curves and contours accentuated by the silver flash. Calling attention to how she only a single item of clothing on, and that too is slight.

[cannagracie]

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

[vextape]

Are you Happy or are you Sick?

A taxonomy of perverts

So within my friendship group the theory of the happy fucker > sick fuck continuum has a chokehold, now Cora has graciously created this guide.

so I implore you to read this and participate in a little market research for us:

We must know, are you:

non fucker

happy fucker

sick fuck

Voting ended onJul 6

[hard--byte]

casting my spell that makes you touch yourself to the thought of me

[somnalesoffice]

Buxom peasant women are always grabbling for my hearty tubers

[somnalesoffice]

Chased off the buxom peasant women and now they're back in bunny costumes like I won't know whose ass is in the air trying to get at my prize-winning carrot

[somnalesoffice]

Oh no, sorry, I can't help you move furniture right now, my Piper's Back is acting up. Yeah Piper's Back - you get it from slinging hog too vigorously, too often, for too long. Mhm I try to manage it but the thing is it doesn't really hurt *while* I'm slinging hog, just like an hour or so later if I don't get a little nap in. Which is good, you know; the piper's life chose me and I can't bring myself to quit. Speaking of while that couch *is* in the middle of the dining room you wanna...?

[sin-aestheticx]

and when the sun rises again / i would be made anew

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[crabanarchy]

Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning

[somnalesoffice]

[Jaunty yet oddly accusatory insurance ad voice]

Are you a sick bitch?

Do you like freak sex?

You may be entitled... to cum.

[somnalesoffice]

Oh no, sorry, I can't help you move furniture right now, my Piper's Back is acting up. Yeah Piper's Back - you get it from slinging hog too vigorously, too often, for too long. Mhm I try to manage it but the thing is it doesn't really hurt *while* I'm slinging hog, just like an hour or so later if I don't get a little nap in. Which is good, you know; the piper's life chose me and I can't bring myself to quit. Speaking of while that couch *is* in the middle of the dining room you wanna...?

[somnalesoffice]

Buxom peasant women are always grabbling for my hearty tubers

[velvet-lover-deactivated2025112]

daily affirmations